GoatBallzTradez

@CaptainElCapo Here you go sir 🤣. 🐐⚾️⚾️

I got one answer to why I’ve been feeling like a train with a hard on…saw this in my blood work. I’m not taking anything for that to be so high, but like why has chemo given me this side effect? 😂😭 Instead of Breaking Bad, it’s gonna be Clapping Cheek FML

@GoatBallzTradez Altho real talk I did just throw a proposal out there. Def not an April’s fools thing, but also def not expecting a response 😂😭

Today’s a great day to propose marriage, gentlemen.

@CaptainElCapo LOL

@GoatBallzTradez Dammit 🖕😂🖕

@CaptainElCapo @RangoonRea51284

@RangoonRea51284 Appreciate you man. Ahhh great would be no cancer anywhere near the stupid pancreas, but just a little smidge on the bottom (for the culture ofc) isn’t too awful. Ik how negative that sounds btw, but just me not letting my guard down.

Sounds like great news to me! 🫡

@CaptainElCapo Sounds like all you need is get your sense of clapping cheeks back and you’ll be a new man 🐐⚾️⚾️

@GoatBallzTradez Hair coming back slowly AF, and taste only started coming back the past couple days. That was from Folfox but I’m done with that for good, so just some radiations now and those aren’t too bad just feel terrible for a few days after each one. Oh and voice is coming back slowly too

pspspspspspsp hey Cap!

@CaptainElCapo Ok so not best case scenario but not the worst either. How will this affect your hair and taste coming back?

Had the tests done this past Fri, there was a little spread to my pancreas, along the exterior, which isn't great butttttttt they seem kinda confident they can zap that away in 2-3 treatments. So it’s not a guaranteed death sentence at least 😅. And then 4 weeks after this last time spinning in the microwave, they'll do the test again and confirm it's all gone. Or maybe we start again, at least until I’ve had enough, and if it plays out that way, I'm in the clear and life goes on🤘yea that’s kinda the gist

@CaptainElCapo What did the doctors say after the tests?

@GoatBallzTradez Appreciate ya 🤝 yea I’m gonna have one of the nurses take my phone now and secure it away from me. Gotta keep my crash outs focused 😭

Spending the day at one of Houston’s finest hospitals. While I’m grateful for all the cancer treatments and whatnot, I can’t help but be sad they didn’t do anything to make the ol’ penis better.

Like this only if you were with me during the Penny days

@CaptainElCapo Cap I think the better question is why are you concerned about this right now? Bigger fish to fry would be an understatement!!!

@GoatBallzTradez Possible ofc, but I don’t think so. Feel is very different

In weird stalker news, someone in Irvine, CA maybe (but def Orange County) keeps trying to run unofficial background checks on me 😂 I haven’t tried too hard to figure out who and wtf this person is about, my guess is either a stock market troll or some “client” in another universe, but the IP alerts are getting annoying. And this is not the week to be f’ing with me, seriously At quick glance, most of your WiFi usage looks like a house in “the OC 🍊” but you travel a lot, maybe for work? But…you’ve been to Houston recently, twice, which is the main reason you have my attention btw. If you’re on this app, be an adult and send me a dm or drop a comment for me to dm you and we can have an adult conversation about whatever is on your mind. I’ll be civil and professional if you do the same.

49% of U.S. residents struggle to pay rent or mortgages, per Redfin.

US WHOLESALE INFLATION SPIKES MORE THAN EXPECTED US producer prices rose 0.7% in February, above forecasts, with core wholesale inflation up 0.5%. The increase reflects higher costs for goods and services, even as consumer inflation had recently eased before rising energy prices tied to the Iran war.

Sense of taste still hasn’t come back but starting to handle solid foods again, so I can at least eat a little bit now even tho everything tastes literally the same 😭 But tbh, I think I’d still be fighting off dehydration every day and prob would have lost another 30+ lbs if not for the medical marijuana. And according to docs that would have left my body too weak to handle the chemo/radiation and everything would have stopped, and it’s not hard to guess how that could have been bad for one’s long term survival. Ik not everyone I chat with here is a fan of the devils lettuce, and we’re all entitled to our views and can still be friends in spite of differences. But fwiw, all this THC goodness you’ll see me post is prob the main reason I’m still kicking and around to say my shit💨🥬🤘

@GoatBallzTradez My seed must be protected from ravenous females at all costs!

And an orange cat. If I make it, I’m gonna have a gang gang of hyenas to protect the castle, crew of raccoons to help me recycle, but gonna need an orange cat to fight off any kung fu ladies on a quest to procreate

The absolute best Spring Break destination in Houston is actually this cute little shopping center at Telephone Rd/Belfort. Don’t miss out on all the goodies you can buy! #springbreakhouston

@CaptainElCapo Heavens to Betsy big guy. You need to get cured asap because pre-medical marijuana Cap NEVER used “cute little shopping center” in a sentence 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣