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@CaptainElCapo

Food, baseball. photography, and money, not financial advice.

New Orleans / Houston Katılım Ekim 2016
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@GoatBallzTradez Dammit to hell, imagine giving $2k to the office of an attorney who would get charged with dog sex. HOW MUCH PEANUT BUTTER DID THIS SOB BUY WITH MY WILL PAYMENT MONEY
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GoatBallzTradez@GoatBallzTradez·
@CaptainElCapo This is one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen on this app. Please don’t ever leave us Cap 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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‼️Houston attorney Steven Tyler Swain is now wanted on a felony bestiality charge in Harris County after prosecutors say video evidence showed repeated sexual contact involving the family dog. According to court records filed in the 183rd District Court with Judge Lance Long, investigators were contacted by the Houston SPCA after a woman reported discovering disturbing surveillance footage recorded inside the family home near Providence Park in Houston. The probable cause affidavit alleges the video showed Swain lying in bed exposing himself while repeatedly calling the small black dog, “Shipley,” over to him. The details that followed are genuinely sickening. Court records state Swain’s wife told investigators she began reviewing home security footage after learning her husband had allegedly been bringing sex workers into the home. She states she had the cameras installed recently because the home was under renovation and they had contractors working in the home. She discovered the video while reviewing the footage. Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video. She then left him and took the dog with her and does not know his current location. She states she believes this may have happened more than once. Records show Swain is a practicing Houston attorney. A warrant has now been issued for his arrest on the felony charge. Sometimes the most disturbing cases are the ones hiding behind professional titles and closed doors. Turn yourself in and get help. Excuse me while I go throw up. 🤢
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@_falsi1ke No matter how long or short, the answer is still yes I’m a big dummy
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She will text you after some time to see if you are still stupid😂
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@klkdave I have a feeling he bought peanut butter with money I sent his office, so technically yea 😭😭😭 ffs
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So, the attorney whose office was preparing my will just got charged with bestiality. How’s everyone else’s Friday going 😭 that poor dog
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‼️Houston attorney Steven Tyler Swain is now wanted on a felony bestiality charge in Harris County after prosecutors say video evidence showed repeated sexual contact involving the family dog. According to court records filed in the 183rd District Court with Judge Lance Long, investigators were contacted by the Houston SPCA after a woman reported discovering disturbing surveillance footage recorded inside the family home near Providence Park in Houston. The probable cause affidavit alleges the video showed Swain lying in bed exposing himself while repeatedly calling the small black dog, “Shipley,” over to him. The details that followed are genuinely sickening. Court records state Swain’s wife told investigators she began reviewing home security footage after learning her husband had allegedly been bringing sex workers into the home. She states she had the cameras installed recently because the home was under renovation and they had contractors working in the home. She discovered the video while reviewing the footage. Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video. She then left him and took the dog with her and does not know his current location. She states she believes this may have happened more than once. Records show Swain is a practicing Houston attorney. A warrant has now been issued for his arrest on the felony charge. Sometimes the most disturbing cases are the ones hiding behind professional titles and closed doors. Turn yourself in and get help. Excuse me while I go throw up. 🤢

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@DogAlpha5000 @baseballbarry2 I did all the due diligence, and still, somehow I ended up with the worst kind of pervert preparing my legal documents 😭😭😭
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@RangoonRea51284 I gave $2k to the office of a dog molester. Officially the worst money I’ve ever spent in my life FFS
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@theshellbelle This just rocked my world today 😭 but thank you for sharing this. I do appreciate knowing who I’m doing biz with, and now who I’m not doing biz with.
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@GoatBallzTradez Now I want a different kind of attorney. Fuck I can’t believe this, I’m going to sue his chomo ass off
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GoatBallzTradez@GoatBallzTradez·
@CaptainElCapo Your will was executed by a guy that has sex with dogs! LMAOOOOOO 🐐⚾️⚾️
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@theshellbelle Oh no I’d rather know than not know. This is crazy tho 😅 I met with one of his junior attorneys I guess, not him at least. So at least I never shook his hand, I’ve got that going for me 😂
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@theshellbelle Omg this isn’t happening lol. When I get home I’m putting a stop to my last payment, I’m not giving a penny to anyone who’s doing that. He can sue me I don’t care. Jfc this is nuts
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