Rodrick Heffley

Why is #realincest the second result when I typed in "real." What are you people doing on this app

New invincible season almost made me forget about Manny's rotting corpse in the basement #real

@RedVictoryGop Salami, pepperoni, provolone, mayo. Put it on a pan to toast the bread and cover it so the meat and cheese gets warm / melts. Simple but good

@HeffleyRoderick What kind

Made a really good sandwich

@smube011 I ate it already. Sorry. Here's some quesadillas I made previously instead

@HeffleyRoderick can i see

I'm really just fighting off girls today. Everybody wants a piece of me. My one true valentine is my drum set

Got my dick stuck in a cinnamon roll

This shit sucks btw

Fuck my chungus life. Why do I even do this anymore

Just sold Manny to the Guatemalan cartel for new years! He'll have a great 2026 in captivity, I'm sure! Happy new years!!!

New developments being made with Mom Bucks right now.

Rodrick rule

Gonna pull an insane prank on Greg for christmas eve church service

@JohnTylerReal10 This looks really good. I didn't know it got as impossible to char the cheese. Taking notes here.

@HeffleyRoderick My pizza is clearly superior Rodrick

Opening up my own pizza joint soon. Trying to hone in my skills. Would you guys eat this? Be honest. Taking constructive criticism only.

Just swerved into the oncoming lane and slaughtered a family of 4 because their high beams were on. Deserved?

I'm offering my own bid on Warner Bros. I have 170,000 mom bucks on the table. Good luck Netflix and Paramount.

I'm not fuckin lying

Got my dick stuck in a Japanese buddha statue lmaooo