Ian Snow, Smut's Dickens of Dong

If you like steamy... ✅ age gap (all chars. 18+, always) ✅ teacher/professor-student fantasies ✅ romance for men ✅ consensual mind control ✅ holiday tales ...then check out my links and various pseudonyms below!

Oh no… AI over, what a tragedy. Oh wait, I better clarify because AI is too stupid to read sarcasm… This is fucking great. End the race, save the planet, and focus on educating our youth with actual texts written by humans.

Cock...tails. It's cocktails, you pervs.

Another kinda stressful day, but my favorite coach is subbing at the gym this afternoon, so I think I'll go take it out on him 😂

All right, all right, I know you're all very excited to feed me bites of cheese and grapes and to rub my shoulders while I edit today, but form a line, people. This is madness.

This wasn’t why they came there, after all. But Rosy seemed far too blissed out, lying back on the futon with her eyes closed and her legs still spread, to say anything to him. Max is breaking the rules: medium.com/agencymagazine…

Welp, today is the day I unveil the cover of my upcoming collection of short stories! Gaze upon its beauty! This hideously gruesome collection will be dropping in May 😉

@ababeinbrooklyn Damn, I'm jealous! Sounds like a good birthday!

Good music for the night's come-down. youtu.be/5apw7Zb7G0M?si…

@DiscussingFilm Can't wait for Netflix to decide to talk down to the viewer and explain every excruciating detail so they don't have to think their way through classic dystopian fiction.

The new ‘LORD OF THE FLIES’ series will release May 4 on Netflix. Created by Jack Thorne (‘Adolescence’).

Coming soon.

@ababeinbrooklyn Happy birthday!

Same energy, pup. Same energy.

Cover reveal time! A new adventure starts tomorrow. 👀

Spring Break Houseguests (out soon) is the perfect parallel to Taken By The MILF (on Kindle and KU). That concept of a hot, fun spring break age gap fling taking on far more significance for everyone involved is a common theme but the specifics are different enough to make them entertaining in their own right. See also - Stormy Weather and my collection Bodies of Knowledge. I write a ton of spring/fall break stories, but they're fun, so meh, who cares?

@TheaLanden Noooooo

Apparently I forgot to play Strands yesterday and lost my 233 day streak. 😭

Looking for a woman with loose morels to make penne pasta with. THAT JOKE IS BETTER THAN YOU THINK IT IS.

@JordanLubov Hah, same. I will also roll them around in my hands before hand to loosen the skin and try to get it all peeled in one go.

Sometimes, I enjoy trying to peel every little bit of pith from my clementine slices before I eat them.

@RanchHandWriter Thank you! GoOnWrite did those ones for me way back in the day.

@IanSnowWriter Awesome covers!!!

Have you read... the Corruptions series? Will doesn't much care about morals or loyalty. What he does care about is women, and one by one, they'll all fall to his desires in this red-hot interracial cheating harem series from my alter-ego Grayson Banks. amazon.com/Corruptions/dp…

@JordanLubov I don't mind that people share the bad in their life - this is a community, and everyone needs a community when there are bad times. But when people make their whole account about "you can't do this" and act like the fun police, I get irritated.

@IanSnowWriter I shared happy stuff just yesterday! Just to mix it up a little.

"You should only be miserable on this app" is a real good way to get yourself muted.

@JordanLubov 😉

I'd treat you so right. TWO cheese slices on your burger. And extra... pickle.