Andrew Waite - BS: @Infosanity.co.uk

Trying out this Masterdon thing before the BlueBird crashes like a Tesla on self-drive... Come find me over at: Infosanity@infosec.exchange

it's an impressive skill that @RoyalMail manage to be nightmarishly incompetent to deal with every interaction Enabling Keepsafe (£25 to *not* deliver your mail whilst elsewhere) took 3 separate payment attempts across multiple payment processors, each failing with no error msg

Dear @Ancestry (and everyone else), I f'ing hate services that only offer a competitive price when you cancel. Protip to everyone right now, if you're an Ancestry user, hit that cancel button, then select a new cheaper price. Would take <20seconds. One for @MartinSLewis?

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

@KiMcGuinness Make safe, and reopen Brasside viaduct to connect and open up more walking routes for visitors to easily explore some of the regions more hidden gems like Kepier woods, Finchale Abbey and the new Frankland(ish) woodlands that not even locals can currently find or easily access

Tell me where I should spend money to bring the world to our region! By bringing in a small charge on every stay we can generate millions to make the North East an even better place to visit 🎉 So what would you like to see that money spent on? Comment below or chat to me when I’m on BBC Newcastle tomorrow, 9-10am, to let me know your ideas. Call 0800 234 6565 or text 81333 (start message with BBC)

A Norwegian journalist spoke to several people on Greenland and they all say the same thing, They have lost sleep at night and the children are terrified that they will be attacked by American soldiers while they are sleeping 💔America has an enormous responsibility to stop this madness🤬 America has to stop the Trump administration and prevent a global war where everyone is a loses 🤬but especially Americans themselves🤷 WAKE UP AMERICA AND DO THE RIGHT THING 🤷

I note that Mike never explicitly states *which* country Vladimir Furhrage is a patriot of….

Elon Musk promised a lot of things by 2025 - colonists arriving on Mars - xAI achieving AGI - Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S. - completely driverless robotaxis - a Tesla Roadster demo - DOGE cutting trillions none of them happened mashable.com/article/elon-m…

@mixedup_bong @_0b1d1 Nope…. Engagement farming at its trolliest. GItHub etc would be a perfect place to share the same, if it was truly about sharing

@_0b1d1 Do you really share these docs on dm? I never received any.

Back when @google was actually useful... No ads, no #AI slop.

@PatriotMe1 @mmpadellan From the Brexshit school of thinking: “let’s destroy our country so much that no one wants to live here! #patriotism”

@mmpadellan This is exactly what we want. We need people to stop coming here illegally and those like yourself to repatriate and move to Europe.

Thanks to trump, the United States has dropped OUT of the Top 20 Most Loved Countries in the World in 2025. Disgraceful.

@_0b1d1 I’m curious, would be good to see the full PDF please

Introducing a comprehensive SOC Incident Response Playbook a fully structured, 100+ page collection of real world runbooks built for modern security operations teams.

@vxunderground @cyberwarfarelab Have just been reviewing professional growth plans for next year, that’s a BIG list of ideas to add to options. Kids are getting older, so I’m back to having time for extra curricular stuff; I don’t have cats, but would 100% put the effort in for that giveaway to change my life

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Finishing slides for talk covering AWS KeyPairs meetup.com/aws-user-group… Some folks still can't immediately see the problem with config files like this: [profile demox] aws_access_key_id=AKIATKL6D635IAWUPQE4 aws_secret_access_key=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

@SpencerHakimian Somehow a breathing, conscious human on the golden throne is less capable and coherent than the fictional vegetable of a certain GrimDark future

🚨BREAKING: Trump just posted this.

@Britinfloridaus @EnglishRose543 @BoveFromAbove That *if* is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. I too would like a unicorn and privatised services to be cheaper than public owned; but some of us have paid attention and understand the realities of what happens outside of fantasy land wishful thinking.

@EnglishRose543 @BoveFromAbove There is nothing wrong with privatising if it cheaper and better than the in house service. Scans at our local hospital are all done by a private company. You get an appointment within days and don’t have to wait.

Nigel Farage says the NHS should be replaced with an insurance-based system like they have in the USA, which would mean crippling medical bills for Brits. Drop a ❤️ if you love our NHS and want to keep it in public hands.

@EnglishRose543 @BoveFromAbove The difference is that those that aren’t as fortune as you (and me) able to afford private as an *option* don’t go into bankruptcy as a result of needing a ride in an ambulance.

@BoveFromAbove I already have to pay private dentist, I have to pay for private doctors because the wait is too long, so wheres the difference!

@nelsonmi28 @SpencerHakimian Bribes; it’s made of bribes

@SpencerHakimian Brand new hockey arena cost $175 million. What the hell is that ballroom made of to cost $300 million.

The donors to Trump's $300,000,000 ballroom. Who stands out?

Decades of professional effort, reduced to a "misspelling" Thanks @Google #AISucks

Turns out it was a middle aged white man. Awks.

@krassenstein Ah; so that’s why my weeks investments turned from green to red at the last second. Wonder which of Trumpets inner cabal shorted the market 10mins prior?

A single TRUMP Truth Social post did this..