Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse

I have traveled to every region of the country. Not once have I ever felt unwelcome. Yes I am a white man and that has its perks here, but I think the World Cup does a great job of showing just how incorrect the notion of America being racist is. Fuck the legacy media.

@Missynotasissy Sorry my wife wanted a threesome and she doesn’t know how to ask

Lesbian at the gym keep making eyes at me

@Kanonsburner Life is good

@KyleTwoTap You lucky dawg

Wife gets her IUD today

I like dating bisexuals cause she’s not mad when I look at hot girls cause she is doing the same

@kowloontikibar Handsome dude!

#NewProfilePic #senegalrek

Tweakers have discovered the ocean

Owie. I’ll be here another five hours got to tought it out since the wife is coming

@DeBoersShaft It’s been like that for two months for me and I’m convinced it’s government propaganda. Probably shouldn’t do 90 on it but idc

Yes my car has said low tire pressure for a week, no I didn’t do anything about it, yes I am now going to drive 200 miles home on it. #Woman

My feet are disgusting and calloused but man, I burned the underside of my big toe on the sand and I can’t remember a pain this bad. The entire thing is blistered

@BathroomTakez Thx ryan, big/small things coming/cumming soon

@KyleTwoTap Congrats Kyle #LeavingItIn

I love pissing at the beach because nobody can see the lil guy when I piss in the ocean

@BigTay667 Saves me money too, no wonder poor ppl seem to have ten children

@KyleTwoTap Best invention

I hate finding a nice quiet spot on the beach to drink then some fucking high schoolers show up and are loud as fuck. I’m trying to watch the hot girls sunbathing not listen to your yammering

@basedgod126 The fuck is Indian doing on here when Chinese, Korean, and Thai all exist

Cuisines ranked 1: Japanese 2: Italian 3: American (BBQ, Northeastern Seafood, Southern food) 4: Mexican 5: Indian

@BigMamaSucato Just sold my 2012 xc60 and if this car is any similar you aren’t even getting 140

$33 worth of gas. Can’t wait for my shitty volvo to take me 140 miles with this

@00JimmyT Yeah let’s go with that

@KyleTwoTap Kyle I’m choosing to believe you are 6’2

I like to believe all my followers are beautiful irl. Y’all just go around mogging.

At what percent black can you not say the n word anymore? Or is based on how dark your skin is?

@ew7k7 @FreddyLA7 @h3ll0again Yo retard normal people can admit both are actually pretty fucking awesome. And if you look at his account he really is from Germany u gullible head-up-your-ass twat

@FreddyLA7 @h3ll0again Stop this stupid America glaze you dick head and stop acting like Europe is some kind of shit hole or something

Buffalo Wild Wings and watching the opening match of the World Cup😍

Americans aren’t unfriendly at all. Some of the friendliest people on earth.

My therapist drives a Porsche 911 Turbo S. Talk about a good career man he’s like 30 and has that.