John Collins

If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.

I know there’s a lot going on, but how about the rest of those Epstein files?

@MzSgtPepper It might be literally impossible to not love a pufferfish.

I’m not ashamed to say I love this Pufferfish. In fact, I’ve never met a Pufferfish that didn’t have tons of personality. 🐡❤️

@JustAMomNamedMM AI has yet to perfect being a low-key nerd.

do you have a backup plan for when ai takes over your job?

@MarindaVannoy1 This post should have a 98%+ approval rating.

Congress is clearly broken. We NEED to get rid of all of them and just start over.

@DestryBrod @lanechanged 🤣🔥

They're adding a dislike button? Great. I'll finally go viral.

@lanechanged This is a perfect take. I’ve never understood it.

It's crazy how all these trad wives come on social med to give their opinions of what a woman should actually be. If you really think females should defer to their hubbys & stay in the kitchen then please take your ass there & stop exercising your feminist voice in my Twit feed.

@Polymarket This should really bring down prices.

BREAKING: Insurance premiums on a $100 million ship traveling through Hormuz soar to ~$5 million.

@atrupar @ShilohJenz So many secrets.

reminder that the White House is actively covering up whatever health issue is causing Trump's hand to look like this (Anna Moneymaker/Getty)

@MysterySolvents Fear and loathing.

What is the title of this album?

@MarindaVannoy1 🤣🤣🤣🤣

this is why women live longer than men .

@Director412 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Logically_JC I'm up there because my job as 🚨🚨 ANTIFA Great Lakes region 6 spokesperson 🚨 demands I track the cult of #maga

I never spent any time in the Metaverse, and I feel really good about that.

@worldflood1 You aren’t missing out my friend.

@Logically_JC I’m really not sure what the Meta verse is John. But at my age, I’m not looking for much new. Period Buddhism and the second law of thermodynamics theme seems to be all I need to suffer with.

@RonFilipkowski @gothmama31 Good times. Good times.

Remember when Trump removed Maduro and Republicans were celebrating because they thought Trump was going to bring freedom and democracy to Venezuela, but instead he just left the Maduro regime in place while stealing their oil like we knew he would?

@RonFilipkowski @getwhittet So, how would that fit into the rule of law paradigm?

When are we getting these new Trump Freedom Cities?

@RatedR4Robynne @DRamsey97138754 But I chose unreasonable today.😕

@Logically_JC @DRamsey97138754 Save your wish for something reasonable John

Wish he could meet with a world leader just one time without embarrassing us.

@TheHBSaint66 Just a shit ton of jokers. And the instruction booklet no one reads.

@Logically_JC One is not in the cards.

@Logically_JC You are exceptionally lucky! All of your personal data would be in someone else’s purview.

Hey, Congress. You up?