Magic Pudding

@GappyTales Women over 45 are now at the zero Fs given stage. We just don't care if someone doesn't like us.

Omg could I give less of a fuck 🙄 If you're over 45 and still anxiously reading articles like this I fear there may be no hope for you. I prescribe a two month intensive course of learning to belch on command and reading all the Dworkin you can.

@Inevitablewest Are they next going to allow people to say men can't be women?

🚨BREAKING: German Chancellor Friedrich Merz announces 720k Syrian refugees will be REPATRIATED within next 3 years The era of Remigration is upon us. Germany is going to be SAFE again! 🇩🇪

@stellacreasy @PatrickChristys @GBNEWS No "demand" was made. You're just making yourself look more ridiculous now. Stop digging

The Presenter @PatrickChristys has demanded I respond asap to his outrage I attended a silent disco this weekend in Walthamstow and tweeted about it. Here’s my message- I dare him to show it to his viewers in full as my right of reply. @GBNEWS

@Jan_Leeming My brother demanded to be put through to someone who could speak intelligible English... It turned out the call centre was in Glasgow.

Probably very Non U but I'm really tired of getting through to various Call Centres where the operator speaks heavily accented English to the point one cannot understand them. When dealing with the Public surely a clear, non accented, speaking voice should be the prime requisite

@KirstiMiller30 So? They're men who are doping. They still stay out of women's sports. Cope and seethe.

What we have here is not men competing against women. Trans women and girl athletes take drugs to limit their ability, it's the opposite of an athlete who takes (steroids) to be unfair. Transgender Women on Hormone Therapy Show No Inherent Athletic Advantage, Major Review Finds. A new large-scale scientific review suggests that transgender women who undergo gender-affirming hormone therapy do not have greater physical fitness advantages compared with c_sgender women. The meta-analysis, published in the British Journal of Sports Medicine, combined results from 52 studies involving nearly 6,500 participants, including around 2,900 transgender women. Researchers examined key measures such as muscle strength, aerobic capacity, fat mass, and lean body mass. After one to three years of hormone therapy, transgender women showed comparable strength and endurance to c_sgender women when results were adjusted for height. Although slightly higher lean mass was observed, it did not translate into improved performance markers like maximal oxygen consumption. Experts caution that the study did not focus on elite athletes, meaning conclusions cannot be directly applied to Olympic-level competition. Still, researchers argue that if large intrinsic advantages existed, they would likely appear even in non-athletic populations — and they did not. The findings challenge arguments used to justify blanket bans on transgender women and girls in sports. Scientists involved emphasise that athletic performance is shaped by many factors beyond biology, including training access, psychological stress, and discrimination. As global sports organisations, including the International Olympic Committee, consider stricter eligibility rules, this review provides some of the strongest evidence so far against claims of unavoidable physical advantage. “There’s no reason to ban us from playing”: Analysis debunks notion that transgender women have inherent physical advantages in sports (Feb. 2026), based on research published in the British Journal of Sports Medicine. bjsm.bmj.com/content/60/3/1…

@damethompo She has been open about her use of cosmetic interventions.

Emma Thompson looks beautiful with 66 years old. One of the few actress who embraces aging naturally

@TheatreSpoonie Who said vote? Who said bodily autonomy? Who said drag queen? Any man who pretends to be a woman and invades women's spaces, services or sport, is attacking women's rights.

@MagicPuddingDi Sorry. When. When did Drag Queens ever try to take women's right to vote or women's bodily autonomy?

Just a reminder, conservatives are attacking transgender women as cover for the fact they are actively removing women's rights.

@garylfrancione Not just any man either, but that egregious waste of skin

A man praises a woman for saying that she is proud that men want to be women because men are privileged. You can't make this stuff up. You really can't.

@PatrickChristys Amazing how she turns off replies

I think my producer has reached out to you. Would be happy to chat about this on my show tonight…

@lnclt_dulac What? You mean the association that is a rape crisis centre? Oh dear God, the cruelty of funding that.

oh yeah mhmh let me ask lewis and tolkien if they'll use their earned money to fundraise associations that will damage real people-

@PatrickChristys Hang on, I thought these migrants were all engineers, doctors and dentists?

If half of all migrant children are living in poverty doesn’t that mean we’ve allowed too many, low-skilled migrants into Britain who don’t contribute to our economy?

@irenebritusa Oh as far as the egregious old nonce is concerned, the women there were clearly abusing him by noticing his cock and balls when he stripped naked. Tatchell is a walking 🚩

No one is buying this anymore. Lia Thomas was on hormones. He went from being ranked 362nd against his male peers to stealing an NCAA championship and records from women. He also exposed himself in their locker room and showers. Did you forget about that or is it that you just don't care?

@nyaraVT OHHHH THE VICTIMHOOD!!! DON'T YOU REALISE THAT TELLING US WE CAN'T INVADE WOMEN'S SINGLE SEX SPACES IS LITERALLY GENOCIDE??????? Mate, calm down.

Trans people’s aggressive social demands of “please stop killing us”

@TheatreSpoonie Why? I don't know. Ask them.

@MagicPuddingDi Why did Drag Queens attempt to remove women's rights to vote or women's rights to bodily autonomy? Please be specific

@Mr_Husky1 I'm British. I don't tip. We expect restaurant staff to be paid properly.

I’m usually a strong tipper. I respect the work and understand how tough restaurant jobs can be—but tipping is still tied to service. Tonight started off rough. I walked in, waited at a “please wait to be seated” sign, and got no acknowledgment. Eventually, I had to ask if they were even seating people. I got seated, ordered, food came out, and yes—the server checked in. But when it came time to leave, everything fell apart. I had cash ready—a $20 and a $10—and planned to ask for $5 back, leaving about a $7 tip on an $18 tab. I know I’m a one-top, so I try to tip a little extra to make up for it. The check gets dropped… and then nothing. No follow-up, no effort to close it out. I’m just sitting there, clearly ready to pay and leave. At a certain point, I’m not going to wait indefinitely just to hand someone a bigger tip. Total was $18.36. I left $20 and walked out. That’s not about being cheap—it’s about not being stuck waiting just to pay. If it takes longer to close out than it did to eat, something’s off. Take care of your customers, and they’ll take care of you.

@ObserverUK "Mass" is doing some verrrry heavy lifting there boys.

Girlguiding facing mass exodus after setting deadline for trans girls to quit bit.ly/4tgJlcx

@tinyrowlet Mate, you don't get any respect if you're LARPing as a woman. No one has to enter into your delusion. It doesn't matter how "nice" you think you're being.

say it with me now pronouns are not a condition of respect and trans people deserve to be called our pronouns always not just when we're being nice to you

@fesshole Reasonable. In my last year in teaching I got hit in the face by one. Complete accident, the lads were upset, but I still got my glasses broken, a gash across the bridge of the nose and 2 black eyes. £200 for new glasses didn't make it any better. And no, the school won't pay.

32 years a teacher, and I'm still scared of footballs on lunch duty

@fesshole Old army treatment for boots that were uncomfortable was to piss in them and peeve it standing overnight. Spike Milligan talks about this in his war memoirs and includes the tale of the new recruits who forgot to empty their boots in the morning before putting them on...

Im a podiatrist in the UK. The best foot moisturisers have a urea base. Urea is literally in piss. So every night in the shower I blast my feet. They've never been softer.

@stringlandscape @alexalexlexi02 @wylfcen @captgouda24 Of course you can. The entire history of farming and selective breeding of plants and animals shows you can.

@alexalexlexi02 @wylfcen @captgouda24 You generally can't select for highly polygenetic traits.

To me, intelligence is simply the ability to do. It expands your choices available. It is always good, and to have less is a disability every bit as much as astigmatism, paralysis — or death. I *hate* our refusal to seriously consider what we’d need to make people smarter.