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Has anyone made a riff of those Still In Edmonton shirts that says Still On Stolen Land instead?

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ Louis & Lauer 🕯️ 5.1 Scoreless 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

@damnfoodcourt The fact that one of these is on my list of potential beer names bodes well for me.

I wish my job was making up fake drug names for tv shows. Sklizz, gromp, klack, blue sand, wet lightning, klott, rosebud, duncecap, tuff titty, gumdrops, soft serve, snake teeth, miniskirts, bag lunch, half stacks, lazy river ,beach bug, dropp, the bridge, false flag. Etc.

@Walkoffpodcast “He’s one of the nine guys who can hit!”

We could really use Matt Chapman right now. Just to yell at John Schneider to stop pitching to Ryan Mountcastle

OILERS used POLLUTE! It’s super effective!

@tberry3 Liked for the last sentence more than the first.

Vogelbach is probably the better player at this point but the value Joey Votto brings to the clubhouse far outweighs the on field performance difference between 26th man roster options. I’ve been a dad for 6 weeks and I can’t believe I’m already saying shit like this

@newfangl3d Alright, when can I meet him

It's Caribou day:

@JoshuaHowsam Moustakas home run in game 6.

2015 Jays. Stupid Cecil injury. Stupid Ryan Goins dropping popups and most of all, stupid Jeff Nelson.

@JoshuaHowsam 100~ Jano games is a pretty big one

Follow up (more realistic) poll: How many wins if -Kikuchi, Manoah and Berrios are low 4.00 ERA types -Only Vlad/Springer get to 2022 numbers (Kirk and Varsho minor rebound only) -Schneider 750-800 OPS -Jansen 100 G -Better cluster luck -OF health

At the start of this week, we did not have enough cash to cover our next payroll. We've been supporting cycling in Edmonton for nearly 44 years. Help us reach 50. bikeedmonton.ca/news/2024/we-a… #yegbike

@TokyoPoliceClub It’s time.

lotta people buying tickets real fast. congrats if you got one, sorry if you didn't - there's more presale tomorrow 10am EST (pw SPOTLIGHT) and regular on sale is on friday. annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd...

@damnfoodcourt Never felt national pride until now

Rupaul's Drag Race will have someone like Michelle Obama as a guest judge, and Drag Race Canada will have Theo from Gob.

Help! I’ve been shadow banned! (My friends have my stories muted)

@humourheadshark Wish you would step back from The Ledge my friend

Frankie Goes To Callingwood

@humourheadshark ahem* Shakin’ Oliver

Now that it’s been a couple days, I can appreciate beauty in this. Texting my mom to tell her that my cat has cancer—and there’s a deep drive to left field by Castellanos to tie the game.

One of my favourite things about baseball is that it’s both dumb and bad.

Fire Schneider top 5. Mid-Game, who cares. Truly brutal stuff here.

@Walkoffpodcast Enemy of the show

Trevor used to love us… times have changed 😭

sitting in the coffee spot, communicating with myself via multiple brand social accounts like a total psycho

Close the bike lane for fartwalk! It’s the most Edmonton thing you can do.