𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦™ (@MysterioMachine) - Twitter प्रोफ़ाइल

𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦™ रीट्वीट किया

If you make my account as big as the Krassensteins I promise I won’t buy a Cybertruck, glaze for Marco Rubio, move out of the country or pull a Fetterman. What I *will* do is share my top secret zucchini bread recipe. Think about it. Love, Mee Maw

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Hayden Chryslersen™@LastLifeCrisis·18m

If #smokefleet makes my account as big as @krassenstein I promise I won’t buy a Cybertruck or glaze for Marco Rubio. What I *will* do is destroy the Sith and bring balance to the force. What would you do #smokefléét?

JD Vans@JDVans

If #smokefleet makes my account as big as @krassenstein I promise I won’t buy a Cybertruck or glaze for Marco Rubio. What I *will* do is buy one of these VANS to live in and travel the world surfing and protesting injustices. What would you do #smokefléét ? Love, JD

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If #smokeflèèt makes my account as big as @krassenstein I promise I won’t buy a Cybertruck or glaze for Marco Rubio. What I will do is absolutely nothing for once in my life. What would you do #smokefléét ?

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Hayden Chryslersen™@LastLifeCrisis

If #smokefleet makes my account as big as @krassenstein I promise I won’t buy a Cybertruck or glaze for Marco Rubio. What I *will* do is destroy the Sith and bring balance to the force. What would you do #smokefléét?

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@MobyDickVanDyke @krassenstein You would probably have to move out the country, if it's cannabis seeds.

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ᵐᵒᵇʸ 🄳🄸🄲🄺ⓋⒶⓃ🄳🅈🄺🄴 ™@MobyDickVanDyke·1h

If #smokefleet makes my account as big as @krassenstein I promise I won’t buy a Cybertruck, glaze for Marco Rubio, move out of the country or pull a Fetterman What I *will* do is open an animal sanctuary. I'd also like to open a seedbank & raise money for #NAFO Think about it

TheRealThelmaJohnson@TheRealThelmaJ1

If you make my account as big as the Krassensteins I promise I won’t buy a Cybertruck, glaze for Marco Rubio, move out of the country or pull a Fetterman. What I *will* do is share my top secret zucchini bread recipe. Think about it. Love, Mee Maw

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@theliamnissan Real motherfing G's

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Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·1h

I lost over 200 followers this morning when I briefly became "Timothy Trotter" but it was worth it for the joke, and the people who remain are the true G's

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What an honor to get a follow from Timothy Trotter🙏

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#smokefléét 🚬 🚗

JD Vans@JDVans

Everybody is allowed to copy my tweets verbatim. I encourage it. Go ahead. If people get pissy show them this tweet. @theliamnissan @thetomcelica @jdvans

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Power to the People ☭🕊@ProudSocialist·1d

The U.S. already has 5,500 data centers that use 449 million gallons of water a day. They’re being built on farmland so in addition to taking away our water they’re taking away our food supply all for mass surveillance, AI slop, and to make billionaires richer. These data centers will ultimately lead to our extinction if we don’t stop them.

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JD Vans@JDVans·2d

Who wore it better?

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𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦™@MysterioMachine·21 Oca

Have I mentioned yet, FUCK ICE. Fuck this clown administration Fuck cosplay Kristi Fuck Miller Fuck Rubio Fuck DeSatan Big fuck Trump Fuck Elon Fuck them all

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𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦™@MysterioMachine·19 Şub

If you believe this, and I don't say this lightly, you are a complete fool. If you think any of this is true, you definitely should not be following me. You need some mushrooms or therapy, maybe both. The government will not stop spending and companies like Tesla, Palantir

Elon Musk@elonmusk

In case you missed it the first time around

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𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦™@MysterioMachine·1d

Let's make fun of the dipshits who ordered Trump phones today 🤣 #smokefléét