Ted Nails

@CarloTheace Awesomeness

Hi

@pinkmagiclala Damn. That’s hot. 😍

I have perfect blood pressure and blood sugar levels ~ me, flirting at 46

@GiniferL I know!

@NailsTed 🤣 skanky shit

Mmmm red flags 🤤

@xSTonyRSx @skunkymonky420 @ActedLovesGrass @ganjapreneur16 Try 1 at a time every 27 minutes or so.

Should I eat all of these? 👀🫠😂 I’d probably throw up.

@S_eve7 @grok Flowers

Hey @grok what's the logic behind curved windows at bottom?

@CarloTheace I love that stage. Have some like that

I know I should sleep, but the voices in my head go, Kun kun Kun Kun kun.... Day 6, drying! 😜🤙

@CarloTheace Yeah I needed to read that. Thanks

Im always chill. High, or not. Get good.

@lanechanged I love your attitude. And more

I can no longer stomach you *regular folk* who come on social media to defend all the greedy bastards causing our economic hardships. Your sucking up is just laughable. You are not part of the elite billionaire club. They would literally serve your ass lightly roasted on a toothpick with truffle sauce if they ran out of hors d'oeuvres.

@highmoonjess It’s just a garden spider.

Well I didn’t want to find this critter at 3:10am but I did. Fascinating but not in my living room.

@jen_wrightcr You’re fun to look at.

Forever chasing the high of summer ☀️💨.

He lost the wars with Iran and algae in the same week

@GiniferL Yeah Irish as fuk here

@NailsTed I have so many damn freckles. The Irish shouldn’t garden.

Putting lotion on in the death grip of summer is so gross feeling. Like your now sticky skin is suffocating.

Accomplished a lot this morning but everytime I stand up I almost faint. Allergies and low blood sugar assume. Anyway, great fun.

@GiniferL Happens more than people think.

I’ve come to the conclusion that my house is very poorly insulated as the temperature inside is the same as the temperature outside.

@CarloTheace Weed so good you don’t need to be “heavy” smoker. But when they ask me are you a moderate smoker I mean, yes, but by moderate meaning every few hours, not every few got damn days. Heavy smokers smoke all day. Every couple hours is not all day.

Quite some time. Im not a heavy smoker

@HighlyGanjanous I do that!

Bucket tech Fuk lowering the lights, I will just raise the plant, lol

@EVA24011 You’re amazing, Eva.

Keep seeing male tweets about wanting a 5’2 female with tattoos and an attitude but what about the taller females without tats that love to couch rot and binge eat?? (Me)