Nancy von Short

@Matt_Pinner Polo

Are you a Genius? Only a Genius knows the answer 👇

@Ruby__8090 52 people are still in the room

Everyone says 20 ,but that’s not the real answer If you solve this, you’re in the top 1%

Is it just me or is the @British_Airways app possibly the worst and most pointless app known to man? Can’t check in online because apparently I don’t have an ESTA. Which I do by the way. Just like last time and the times before. Plus, constantly needs updating

@ElonMusk_LordX 2 people

Ok. Stranger Things finale is not worth your time. I had to fast forward the last 30 minutes because it was all just bullshit. They fucked up the end with woke bullshit What happened to this incredible show? #StrangerThings5

Also adding to my last post. I spend 20 mins fluffing up one hand towel only to decide to throw it in the bin because the shade of grey didn’t match the others. I think it’s called task avoidance and I think it may be a sign I’m either traumatised or on the spectrum somewhere

@otokyo Your uncle (may only work if you’re British)

Who comes to mind?

@Matt_Pinner 68

Eye acuity test, what number is missing?

I have until Jan to bring in a new client and today I spent 2 hours brushing my crunchy towels with a dog grooming glove to try and make them fluffy again. I did this to avoid writing the pitch I need to write that could be the answer to all my prayers. Why you ask? Me too.

@Matt_Pinner Mexico

Gun to your head, name a country without the letter “A”

@Matt_Pinner 3452839

Very Simple and easy eye test, what numbers do you see???

@SkyNews It’s not even cold? Whenever I come across mainstream media I read it and feel like I live in another dimension or something. Because what you say v my reality is like completely different.

Coldest night since March as cold snap follows Storm Claudia 🥶️ trib.al/7lrmevb

@SkyNews No. He needs to FO immediately

London Mayor Sadiq Khan closed Oxford Street to traffic for a car-free day and public event. Khan is hoping the event will 'showcase the potential' of his plans to pedestrianise the road.

WTF! Who's Jeff?

Best use of AI ever

@marshallpruett @RACERHQ If I was DCR and Abel right now, I’d be doing some yelling

I can’t say if the illegally blended attenuator was on the 2024 #Indy500 race-winning car when it crossed the finish line, but it is on the winning car currently on display in the IMS Museum.

He looks like Captain Haddock in a TinTin mask @MahotJeremy

She was STABBED TO DEATH by an asylum seeker from the hotel she worked in. It wasn’t an ‘incident’ it was a brutal murder.

A woman, aged 27, who has died following an incident at Bescot Stadium station has been named as her family pay tribute to her. We ask for their privacy to be respected at this difficult time. More here: spkl.io/6003fRadV

What a great way to start your attempt at a come back. By slagging off all your ex friends that weren’t impressed you lied to them for years about grooming boy. This man is vile. Keep him off our TV!