Simpsons_sports_posts

@Jackkk Man, whats up this guys butt?

Hans Niemann explains why it’s so hard to pass Magnus Carlsen as world number one in Chess “Magnus Carlsen plays like 10-20 games a year. In chess, there’s no minimum activity requirement to not decay in your ranking” “Guys like Magnus can play 10 games a year for 10 years and it’s very hard for anyone to surpass him because he’s not gonna compete against people chasing him” “He avoids me pretty well, if he’s playing in a tournament he’ll make sure I’m not invited. He’s playing in a tournament in Sweden this may, I won it in 2022 and they never invited me back…”

@UziCryptoo What the fuck is a quarter horse?

A single accountant stole $53 million from her employer over 20 years and nobody noticed Rita Crundwell was the comptroller of Dixon, Illinois with a population of 15,000 She opened a secret bank account called “Reserve Sewer Capital Development Account” For two decades she transferred city funds into it while filing fake invoices She used the money to become the most successful quarter horse breeder in America Owned 400 horses, multiple farms, a custom bus, and a $2.1 million motorhome She won the World Championship in quarter horse breeding four times while actively robbing a small town Only got caught because a substitute accountant covered her desk while she was on vacation The city had been cutting firefighter jobs and road repairs for years while this was happening $53 million. One woman. 20 years. One vacation.

@thisbrowngeek @anime_esh202 Isnt it miserable and exhausting to be so fucking angry at the dumbest shit all the time?

@anime_esh202 100%, Stevie was in to them lol The “reboot” or rather the “reWoke” 4 episodes are an insult to the fans. Hulu and Disney can fckk off!

Hey Disney. Remember that Malcom in the Middle episode called Houseboat. When a bunch of cheerleaders came up to the boys. And Stevie was checking them out. In fact when him and Reese came back from seeing them, he had a big happy grin on his face during that episode. That so isn’t Straight, right?

@_piccone This lineup has holes but back to back Schwarber/ Harper nukes at the Bank gets the blood going

Schwarbomb. Harper. Franzke.

@HellRaz0r1776 What kind of man wears Armour hot dogs?

Florida never disappoints

@Devan_Kaney The Great on Hulu

Anyways no one asked but here are some of the best things I’ve watched recently: 1. Project Hail Mary (read the book just saw for second time in theaters bc I love it that much) 2. Count of Monte Cristo (PBS/Prime) (why aren’t more people talking about this it’s AMAZING) 3. Love on the Spectrum (Netflix) (how am I just discovering this show?) 4. Young Sherlock (Prime) Drop any recs below thank youuuu

@NoireAria @DrAlmarielao When you are an adult and know someone as a child, to then have sex with them once theyre an adult, regardless their age is disgusting. Idgaf if Al Pacino wants to marry some 30 year old or vice versa, but not someone you knew from childhood

@PostsSimpsons @DrAlmarielao So you'd go to prison over an assumption? It's not like she's 18. The woman is 27 years old. You're implying he wanted to have her before she turned 18 and then waited 9 more years? How does that make sense?

A 49-year-old man marries his 27-year-old friend’s daughter. In a video, he proudly shares that they’re expecting a baby and mentions he’s about to take her out to eat. The internet, of course, has a lot to say. Some people argue that love is love as long as both are adults and consenting. Others can’t ignore the power dynamics, especially when there’s a prior connection like being a friend’s daughter. At what point does it stop being just an age gap and start raising real concerns? Are big age gaps in relationships really okay, or does the dynamic change too much when there’s such a difference in life stages; and history?

@simpsons_DG They shouldn’t have made him run, he is full of chocolate

"Hey, they're trying to learn for free!" "Get 'em!" "Use your phony guns as clubs!" "Run, children!"

@LeadingReport Hey @grok is this true?

BREAKING: President Trump’s national approval rating has surged up to 47%, per Rasmussen.

@JackFritzWIP Speaking of hose, whats up with y’alls Insider of the Year?

HOSE ALERT

@nypost Hey @SpikeEskin seems like your Eagles insider of the year lets too many Eagles inside

New England Patriots’ Mike Vrabel and top NY Times NFL reporter Dianna Russini hold hands and hug at luxury hotel trib.al/nsxyMmj

@fabian_wil12038 @SoyBvip Eso es solo una verdad a medias

@SoyBvip Gracias a la venus , tenemos este meme !!!

Si sabes que es, podemos ser amigos toda la vida…

@drofnavmod We shoulda stopped all the downloading. They were trying to tell us

The apex of internet humor, the peak at which the decline began, was the GI Joe PSAs

@Devan_Kaney You and Taryn are people I can look at and know if my 17 month old daughter loves sports as much as I do she can be a force in any part of it

Just dropping in to say thank every to single person who has reached out in the last few days. The support and kindness I’ve received has been genuinely overwhelming and a lone bright spot in what has been one of the worst weeks of my life. If I haven’t answered you yet I promise I see them all and I appreciate each and every one. 💚

@FaytuksNetwork They are 100% planning a false flag terrorist attack during the World Cup

BREAKING: Trump will frame the Republican Party's midterm message around a "massive defense buildup, partially paid for by cuts to domestic agencies and health-care entitlements" - Bloomberg

@Deezus_Walks Cars above like 10 of the movies you out below it is nonsense

I have finished watching ALL 90+ theatrically released Disney+Pixar movies and this is the ordered tier list

@GinaMuscato Knowledge of the strike zone is what is part of the game. Nobody has to challenge any call, but Salvador Perez knowing what is a strike whether by an inch or a millimeter because hes been doing it for 15 years is just as entertaining as framing, and more correct

Unpopular opinion: I understand some ball/strike calls are egregious & the ability to challenge makes sense…but baseball isn’t meant to be so precise that you rely on a box. Grey area around the plate is part of the gm. Otherwise it’s just not baseball. Idk. I’ve mixed feelings.

@Acyn The level of unawareneess in ruining their reputation to kiss the ass of an 80 year old narcissist who will be dead in the next five years, so his base chooses them to be the next him. It’s hilarious how clueless they are. Theres a reason cults dont have a succession of leaders

RFK JR: Trump has encyclopedic molecular knowledge across a wide range of very eclectic interests—Broadway shows, golf… One time, he grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map. It challenged a lot of the assumptions I had been told about him. He has this extraordinary depth of knowledge about what’s happening in each of the agencies—my agency and the others—and he has an instinct for making good choices. I would also say this: I think my uncle, John Kennedy, understood the use of power better than any president before him. And I think Donald Trump understands the use of power better than probably any president we’ve had—at least since Roosevelt, and maybe in American history.

@atrupar Cant it just be fucking over yet

Trump's face is drooping and his eyes are closed