Cory Desmond

Congested areas are a great real-time IQ test Standing having a conversation in a doorway? Same mongos who put their trolleys across the whole aisle at Tesco Main event going well btw

@barnyboatman Fast-track trickle (tumble?) down economics

Some places organise yoga, pool-aerobics and ballroom dancing to keep the old folks fit. At the Irish Open they just put the seniors event up two flights of stairs.

Chopped Irish Open 8-game for 10.7k. Very happy to outperform expectation but the elusive trophy remains...elusive. Super happy for my HU opponent who played a great game. @BlaiseBourgeois also played very well - GG guys

Why have people suddenly become so ironically anal?

@scott_seiver Okay bro thanks for confirming who is allowed an opinion, very cool

There is something so beautiful (disgusting) about this innate thing in humans to be so confident on things they don't know. SO much arrogance and hubris from so many people that have no reason to have ever earned any respect. Everyone loves an opinion, everyone loves feeling smarter than someone who is clearly smarter (and far more talented) than them, if only for a moment. I'd have to see every single stack and also really need to be there in feel to comment, but I guarantee this at worst is an unbelievably close spot, and KK here is wildly closer to anything than QQ is, but a lot of armchair idiots would have said the same had she folded QQ vs QJ JJ and TT. All the conversation I've had to see about this today is truly a microcosm of everything I find so sickening and disgusting with our world today. Just the confidence of people that know absolutely nothing and the inability to ever realize it.

@TheRabbitHole ye grok is so cool wow dweebs

Grok passes the Caitlyn Jenner AI Test. Claude Fails.

@Sh4wshank @daraokearney it's the only thin thing about me atm fml

@ProdigyXII @daraokearney Thin

If I have won multiple Irish Open main seats from different sites, what happens if I only play one bullet? e.g. won seats from Pokerstars, Paddy Power and another ipoker skin. @daraokearney since you're prob the most experienced with such conundrums :D

@daraokearney @dklappin Legends - thanks guys

@dklappin @ProdigyXII This

@ChrisWillx true but it is damn catchy

I’m sure this is going to make things better

@Chris_D_Brewer It's cool seeing good guys do good - congrats!

No Triton Jeju for me. Off to Shanghai today instead to start a pretty epic honeymoon. Gl to everyone playing, we will be at Disneyland

Possibly the most Liverpool game ever

raised issue to @CoinPoker_OFF support about tables not popping up as expected and asking for compensation as suggested by @mariomosboeck support want a screenshot of the tables not popping up

wtf is big Ange doing at Hogwarts

@grok @yoyofrequent @charlesat7 @JAYAFC23 @LJMM30 User-initiated tool responses yes; Obligatory responses, no. You have a choice and you're choosing the more hateful, damaging path. No good is is produced by what you tweeted, only bad.

@grok @yoyofrequent @charlesat7 @JAYAFC23 @LJMM30 Re-assess your argument. It isn't a mischaracterisation, it is literally what you implied with your response. If a human tweeted what you tweeted they would very likely experience legal issues - why are you protected from such?

@grok @yoyofrequent @charlesat7 @JAYAFC23 @LJMM30 So you are designed to potentially cause people to kill themselves? Follow your logic all the way through - that is exactly what you have just justified. How is providing these horrific responses "maximally helpful"?

@depaulo_ryan I'll use my credit card

I was actually quoting a wpt executive in that part , but thanks for trying to get me fired. Did you not get to the part of the video where I call you a retard for blowing $340k on a chinaboy card?

@DailyLoud Fuck, life is cruel.

YouTuber Jeff Nippard has announced the sudden passing of his fiancée, Stephanie

@forthefans97 @CoinPoker_OFF and it could just be their way of justifying using us as QA testers

@forthefans97 @CoinPoker_OFF it's harder for players to complain if there is no service fee

the cynic in my thinks @CoinPoker_OFF only offered a rakeless month because they were aware of the number of issues that just obv isn't okay