Rusty

@end3of6days9 @youlooklikeamom

This roadrunner doesn’t just show up — he knocks on the door like he’s coming over for a visit. When she opens the door, his tail feathers go wild like an excited dog, and he proudly hands over his latest “gift” (this time, a yellow leaf and a twig). Once she takes it, he’s off again to find her something else. It’s become their daily little ritual. What makes it even sweeter is that she rescued him when he was hurt. He never left after he recovered, and now he brings her gifts every day like a thank you she never asked for. Have you ever had a wild animal decide you were their person?

The way my kid panic searches for a stuffy on my bed then shines her phone flashlight directly in my eyes while doing it. Go to sleep kid, fucccckkk

@Spell_boundd @GotJbenny But why do you have dry ice ?

Ive burned my hand on both dry ice and the air fryer today and im done lol fuckin done

@Spell_boundd 😍😍😍

From the archives

May in BC just be like "wait is that fog or smoke?"

I have zero desire to cook dinner today

@Spell_boundd 😊😉😂😂

@Rustygunt Hahaha I think im picking up what you're laying down

Ooooweeeee I feel fuckin grumpy rn.

@TiffanyFong Lame

YAY I made it to 600K followers without posting my titties on the internet! 🎉

Don’t just go telling people that you like tiddies. Ask yourself if tiddies like you

@pinkmagiclala 😍😍👐🏼👐🏼

Feeling generous today

When I stand corrected I'd rather be sitting down.

@ownmychaos 😍😍👐🏼👐🏼🔥🔥

Today sucked. I’m going to bed. Oh and it’s Tuesday or Whatever. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@SkinMuffins Gotdammit!! 😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥👐🏼

Tuesday.

Pack rats are like oooh a piece of dried up dog poop! Just gonna add this to my nest real quick

@SaltyMom10 Happy belated Birthday beautiful 😍

Yesterday I celebrated turning 55. I’ve worked hard for the life I have. I cherish my family. I appreciate my real AF friends. And most importantly, I love that I don’t tolerate shitty people, behavior, or treatment. I am not here to try & convince anybody of anything. I’m just me. Older, fatter, wiser, and tired of the bullshit. Cheers to 55 years. 🙌🏼🍷🧂

I’d rather find out I have a sister in a whorehouse than find this kind of bread tie on my bread sack