𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜

Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.

You can't burn something that's already on fire.

i love to smoke some weed and google the history of whatever food i’m eating

those ‘don’t give a fuck’ eyes.

I’m going to start naming my moods like the weather service names hurricanes.

In the words of Mark Twain's daughter: "That don't impress me much"

don’t ask me how it’s going bc idk i’ve been ignoring it

Went to the dump today. Thought of you.

Babe wanted me to be in the moment, so I put down my phone during our sexy time.

I’m going to Tractor Supply if you guys want anything

Sorry, can't, currently daydreaming about front-porch sitting in the sunshine with my best friend.

make sure your circle has quality, not quantity.

i love seeing people get their glow back after a tough time.

But did you grip her neck?

@pokefin1988 Yes 🙌

@SkinMuffins It’s gotta be a little chewy to be perfect

Bacon is where it’s at.

we keep trying regardless

wake up babe, we gotta burn it all down

not sorry for anything I said, I meant that shit

held together with duct-tape and optimism