Sam Sandak

I was on @MicMonksLA & @VoiceOfMerrill's excellent show on @KFIAM640, "Monks and Merrill" today talking about my campaign for Governor of California and the fight to LIBERATE CINEMA! iheart.com/podcast/1248-m…

@adamcarolla I know - we caught it on camera.

Nice

@MsFinleyLouise @DGrayTexas45

@DGrayTexas45 Katie, we saw exactly who you are there sweetie.

Remember when Katie Porter was asked what would she do to get support from the 40% of Californians that voted for Trump? “HOW WOULD I NEED THEM TO WIN”. Katie Porter received less than 5%

💥 BOOM: SPENCER PRATT TURNED RAMAN NOODLES INTO SOUP, AND KATIE POTATOES IS OFFICIALLY MASHED 🥔🍜😂

Retard of the day 🥇 Katie Porter

The look on your face when everybody knows you assaulted your ex-husband with scalding hot mashed potatoes, and you had to concede the governor's race because literally everybody despises you as a person:

@Boldiful @AngelaBelcamino @SternShark Running for governor on this issue, even down to the Alec Baldwin thing… liberatecinema.com

I work in film. It’s been declining for over 15 years. Other states start allowing productions with relaxed rules and regulations. Then you get situations like what happened on Alex Baldwin, where people get shot in the fucking face to save money on production. Thanks for proving you’re just talking out of your ass and don’t know what you’re talking about. You absolute fucking fraud.

I’m genuinely trying to understand. You know your city has gotten significantly worse under Karen Bass, but you vote for her again? Make it make sense. What am I missing?

Krazy Katie dumped hot mashed potatoes on her husband’s head and screamed at staff on video to “get out of my shot!” She got just 5% of the vote for California Gov Bye freak 👋

@shutupmxia @ClimateDefiance @katieporterca Because she’s crazy.

@ClimateDefiance @katieporterca you owe us an explanation for why you did this

Shout out to Katie Porter for engaging in the proud progressive tradition of staying in the race long past when she could actually win, splitting the vote, and handing the election to a centrist Democrat that takes money from oil companies

I think I was too hard on Katie Porter in November when she was the front runner and it’s triggered her to go on Ozempic instead of apologizing and going to anger management! I really want to thank you Katie because you split the votes so much and you helped leak so much to expose Eric Swalwell and Tom Steyer ! I really appreciate what you’ve done for us. We could not have done it without you, sweetie. I will say that if you didn’t go on Ozempic and you kept up the body positivity + maybe even get Jabba the Hutt fat and then you probably would have won that race. All the men haters would’ve voted for you for not caring about your appearance and sticking it to the man. THANK YOU TO KATIE FOR HELPING SAVE CALIFORNIA QUEEN!!

@AdamComedian Like this?

Last night Katie Porter conceded in the California Governor’s race after getting 5% of the vote. I’m not saying she took the news badly, but halfway through her concession speech she pelted the crowd with steaming mashed potatoes.

Let’s thank the voters of California for ridding us of Hot Potatoes Porter 🥳

I DO NOT CONCEDE!!!!!!!!!!

@RealSpitfire RIGGED ELECTION AGAINST ME + MOVIES

California should be embarrassed but this is all intentional.

I got fucked worse than @ReeseW in “Election”

Why am I not surprised these dumbasses don’t know how to count? COUNT THE VOTES!!!

We could’ve saved movies and canceled the Olympics, but instead we get this FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!

and of course, here we are STILL COUNTING VOTES!!! ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!!!! JUST COUNT. THE FUCKING. VOTES!!!!

What an absolute ratfuck trainfuck of an election. Everyone is gonna be sorry when whichever prick we get ends up doing dumbass shit instead of doing this properly with me in charge. MOVIE GOVERNMENT NOW!!!

You have to understand something; the “people” who blocked us out are the same ones Disney and Netflix fly out for “ham parties” where they go drink champagne and eat cocktail weenies ON OUR DIME THANKS TO THIS BULLSHIT CORPORATE WELFARE I’M TRYING TO STOP! CONFLICT OF INTEREST!