🎉 The Simple Man 🌊

HOLY FUCK IM FREE AT LAST!!! 🙌 GOT PUT ON A 1 WEEK SUSPENSION FOR SUGGESTING A CERTAIN RELIGIOUS GROUP WANTED TO CHOP CHOP OFF THE BRITISH PM’S WATERMELON! 🍉 YOU GOTTA BE SO DAMN CAREFUL WITH ANY MENTION OF VIOLENCE WITH THIS ALGORITHM! IT’LL FLAG YOU QUICK! ⚠️

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HR Directors reviewing resumes from straight white males with no pronouns listed

@CollinRugg Now it makes sense why the owner rushed home! Last I knew, the home was empty!

NEW: Police have released more info about the "Harry Dresden" break-in in Fairfield, CA, say both the homeowner & Nichols sustained head injuries. Police are praising the "actions of the homeowner" who raced home to confront 30-year-old Jason Nichols with a shovel. Authorities say that the homeowner's wife and child were inside when Nichols broke in. When Nichols was unable to break in through the front door, he broke in through a sliding glass door. "The homeowner's husband, who was away at the time, observed the suspect through a home security camera and immediately returned to the residence," said police. "As the suspect entered the home, the homeowner returned, armed himself with a shovel, and confronted Nichols." "A physical altercation ensued, during which both the homeowner and Nichols sustained head injuries." "We are grateful that the family is safe and commend our officers for their swift response in bringing this dangerous situation to a safe resolution." The woman and child were reportedly unharmed.

@LibertyCappy Repel the 19h

What are you gonna do? Just yap at us even harder?

@alphafox What a fucking nightmare. I wonder how many water park workers quit

Atlantic City opened a new water park for kids and this happened: 😐

Sydney Sweeney in "Euphoria" Season 3 (2026)

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THIS IS MY MAIN EVENT!!!! LFG!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

@FadeAwayMedia This is my main event!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

OBA FEMI AND BROCK LESNAR WILL OPEN WRESTLEMANIA 🔥 ITS OFFICIAL #WWERAW

The Year of THE RULLERRR is just getting started!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

@TiffanyFong I need this in HD already 😏

Here’s Sydney Sweeney in the new season of Euphoria, you damn freaks.

His greed for milk knows no bounds

@WrestleOps @jennierubyjane @tameimpala Tiffany Stratton? You sure that’s not Sol Ruca? 🤔

Tiffany Stratton, Chelsea Green, and Maxxine Dupri join the viral ‘Dracula (JENNIE Remix)’ trend by @jennierubyjane and @tameimpala 🔥🔥🔥 (🎥 maxxinedupri | Instagram)