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They found him!!! Happy Easter!!

My kid looking for the Easter egg that’s 3 feet in front of his face

So let me get this straight, I go to the grocery store and buy … a pound of sliced turkey in a plastic bag, a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, a gallon of milk in a plastic jug, a pack of napkins in plastic wrap, a store-made salad in a plastic tub, a plastic bottle of mustard and ketchup, but they won't give me a plastic bag to carry it home because the plastic bag is bad for the environment? 🙄😂

Reminder for all young parents: You only get: - 1 Summer with your baby - 3 with your toddler - 9 with your child - 5 with your teenager This time is precious. Don’t rush it.

I think Megan should prove her point by fighting a trans boxer on HBO

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NEW🚨: A father gave his life to save his children from a deadly rip current during a family vacation in Florida. 💔 Ryan Jennings, 46, from Maine, was at Juno Beach with his wife and three kids when he saw his 12-year-old stepson and 9-year-old daughter struggling in the water. He didn’t hesitate — he ran in, pushed his son to safety, and lifted his daughter above the waves. Both children survived. Ryan did not. His wife had just learned she was pregnant with their fourth child. True heroism. Rest in peace, Ryan. 🕊️ 🎥: @unlimited_ls

There were more Americans killed in Chicago this weekend than have been killed in four weeks of war with Iran.

Incentives drive outcomes

When you're in between holes and remember that you forgot to tell Iran what time the deadline is

WOW! A drone show put on by a church in Manvel, Texas depicts our Savior Jesus on the cross. One of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. Tomorrow, HE IS RISEN.

Maybe the people saying Black people are too stupid to get an ID to vote… are the racists. Maybe the people saying married women can’t figure out how to get a birth certificate… are the sexists. Maybe the people calling everyone else a threat to democracy… are the ones trying to rig it. Maybe the people obsessed with “equity” while ignoring merit… are the ones holding people back. Maybe the people who can’t name a single limit on immigration… are the extremists. Maybe the people who say they’re fighting for the working class… while flying private, actually aren’t. Maybe the people who say they care about the poor… have run every major American city for 50 years and made them ALL worse. Maybe the people calling for more gun control… travel with armed security paid for by taxpayers. Maybe the people who claim to love science… but can’t define what a woman is aren’t following it. Maybe the people demanding unity while calling half the country fascists… don’t actually want unity.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Maybe it was never about justice, equity, tolerance, or democracy. Maybe it was always about power. And maybe the way you know that, is that they never stop accusing YOU of exactly what THEY are doing.

I know we complain about it every year but WHY are we tipping a Final Four game at 8:49 pm?? It’s Saturday. Give us an afternoon game and an evening game.

@atensnut Kamala

Me: Jessica Tarlov.

@JaniceDean Well I was going to throw out the Univ of Utah… but then I read the warm part 😂

Any advice you can give me as we start college searching for Matthew? He’s looking at a career in physical therapy, and also wants to be able to continue his music studies. Added bonus: somewhere warm. ☀️

Damn. tough loss. learn, then love on each other. Thank you Uncle Vic, staff, and all you Lady Longhorns, you left us with alot worth remembering. Hook em. @TexasWBB

I’ll never understand the tribalism between certain factions of Trump and DeSantis supporters. The primary ended years ago. Move on.

THIS is how you coach a star player during a tough loss in the last moments of their final season.

@matthew_shuping @BCrawford247 True but they will call it racism instead of it just being typical Geno being a bitch when he loses

@BCrawford247 So glad ESPN immediately showed clips to refute the claims. They finally did something right for once lol

If you're keeping score ... Geno mad Dawn didn't shake his hand pre-game? *Video replay shows she did. Geno says South Carolina ripped his player's jersey? *Video replays shows Sarah Strong ripped her own.

Dude, you’ve won 54 games in a row and built a dynasty and got your ass beat… shake their hands and don’t steal the moment! That’s a BS move. Doesn’t matter what sport it is.