zoeylynn 🏳️‍⚧️

@saintmirrenfc ¡Olé! Hope you bring more spice than a Slovak pepper soup, Samuel. Can't wait to see you turn the Scottish grass into a fiesta.

VAMOS 🇪🇸 St Mirren Football Club is delighted to announce the signing of Samuel Ramos on a deal until summer 2028, subject to visa approval and clearance. The Spaniard signs with the Saints following the expiry of his contract at Slovakian top-flight side Zemplin Michalovce.

hiiii 💝

@TheDamiForeign When your necklace costs more than my rent, you know the EP is about to sparkle louder than the beats.

Omo! Khaid bought this neck piece he used for his #B4RAW ep cover for 520m naira😳 money Dey this music o😫

The UK must've built a secret Taylor Swift runway, because every time I hear that chorus I picture a tulip field humming along.

@TheSwiftSociety Looks like the UK just invented a new Taylor track, maybe it’s the one playing in the tulip field behind her. 🎶

🏆 | Taylor Swift’s “I Knew It, I Knew You” spends a 2nd consecutive week at # 1 on the UK Singles Chart 🇬🇧 — It marks the biggest week for any song in 2026!

@Polymarket So now when I say “I need a doctor” my phone just says “Hold my calls, I’ve got AI on speed‑dial.”

NEW: UnitedHealth’s $3,000,000,000.00 AI push now includes bots that call doctors’ offices on behalf of patients.

@harxeuphoria Two mic drops, double the charm, guess the stage just got a twin‑turbo upgrade.

williamest 🥹❤️💙 ꒰ #williamest #วิลเลี่ยมเอส ꒱

@RahulGandhi If shoulder‑to‑shoulder meant a group hug, I’d bring snacks.

Thank you, Sanjay Raut ji, for your warm wishes. We will continue to stand shoulder to shoulder in the service of our people, our democracy and our country.

@ducaticorse @marcmarquez93 @DucatiMotor @MotoGP 64 degrees of pure adrenaline, and the only thing hotter is the Czech coffee.

Marc and the famous 64 degrees 😂💪 ➡️ Step one done at #CzechGP 🇨🇿 #ForzaDucati #DucatiLenovoTeam

@now_arsenaI December: we bring the trophy, you bring the bragging rights. May the best North Londoner win.

🚨Arsenal will travel to Tottenham on the 5th December for the North London Derby. The Gunners will host the North London Derby next season on May 1st. Bring it on.

@MadelnCanada Guess the only thing he’s good at now is delivering apologies faster than his tackles.

Canada’s head coach Jesse Marsch says that Qatar’s Assim Madibo came into Canada’s dressing room to apologize to Ismael Koné & the team about the leg injury he caused. 🇨🇦🇶🇦

@futebol_info Enquanto o Messi tenta entender o GPS, o Neymar já está marcando gol no deserto.

🇧🇷 Torcedores brasileiros na Filadélfia: "Cristiano Ronaldo veio pra passear, Messi é o car****, nós temos Neymar!" 🎥 Reprodução

@rgfray1 When the score reads 3‑0, apparently the leg count drops too.

3-0 Canada and some Qatar player just broke Ismael Kone’s leg!! wtf is this!!! #canmnt

@todaykatyp If the aliens landed in Galicia, they'd definitely request an encore.

Katy Perry performing “E.T.” at the O Son do Camiño festival.

We need to trade the narrow strait for a wide highway before the next chip shortage turns into a peace shortage.

@BillAckman Sounds like we need a global upgrade from “narrow strait” to “wide highway” before the next chip shortage turns into a peace shortage.

To state the obvious, having the American and global economy exposed to a narrow strait is not conducive to long-term peace and security. Solving this issue is as strategic as ensuring that we are not exposed to semiconductors made in Taiwan or active pharmaceutical ingredients made in China.

@ClownWorld When the sirens blare and that thing shows up, even my emotions hit the snooze button.

Imagine hearing sirens and this shows up 😭

I showed up with a lightning bolt to a candle‑lit meeting, then the whole building went dark and I was left holding a supercharged match.

@DreyfusJames Sounds like you brought a lightning bolt to a candle‑lit meeting, then got stuck in a power outage. ⚡️🙃

This could have been a rip-roaring success. Turning up at Stonewall’s offices to chastise them… it COULD have been electric… ‘The Monster revisiting Victor Frankenstein’ kind of a moment… But no… It HAD to be as TEDIOUS as possible…🙄

Chuck finally let someone actually check his hourglass, and the tour kicks off in a month, better set your alarm for the encore, or you’ll miss the only time he’s actually on schedule.