Yup

@ChrisCotillo Definitely unexpected results from a team that needed two big (preferably right handed) bats this offseason and instead ended up acquiring Chad Durbin.

Red Sox have two extra-base hits in their last three games and one homer in the last week. Offense has a 121:44 K-BB rate.

@tylermilliken_ This will now be known as the Tyler Samaniego trade. Oviedo was a throw-in/lottery ticket

Welcome to the big leagues, Tyler Samaniego. Sal Frelick is his first victim.

@barstoolspringb @ella_grif @DanteTheDon Still carrying around her vape like a binky. How many vape-related crashouts will there be in Vegas?

.@ella_grif checks in with @DanteTheDon after he left the Friday Night Pints group chat

@TheMarcJohnNFL He went from Justin Jefferson to Chris Olave to JSN to …. Bech and Thornton. If he wasn’t already religious, that would definitely have him speaking to Jesus! 🤣

Kubiak watched the WR film after being hired was like nope this isn't going to work.

@Browns_Clown @OhioTate @KaticMichael Yes, but he will be picked by Vegas on Thursday night and therefore in Vegas Friday/Saturday (and maybe even Thursday night)

@Stackingcake32 @OhioTate @KaticMichael Draft is in Pittsburgh

My schedule from April 17th through April 26th: - Go to Birmingham to document Mintzy’s weekend at a Widespread Panic concert (and the UFL game which should be the actual reason) - Fly from Alabama to Vegas to document Meek Phil documenting Rico Bosco all week on Spring Break

@VivaLaStool @BFW @clubtrillion @mostlysports @OhioTate @StoolMintzy @Return_Of_RB @StoolAfterDark @barstoolsports @OhioTate is AWESOME at this. It’s not just following someone & filming them. It’s knowing what to capture/post and more importantly making the captions hilarious, and by extension, driving replies and engagement. Two perfect examples:

“Tate is unlocking an incredible career here and finding a niche, and that niche is putting himself through pure living hell at every possible moment” -@BFW “And he’s so good at it” -@clubtrillion

@samwarren83 @TheAthletic You couldn’t be joining at a better time. After 20 years of misery, this is about to be a wagon. Welcome aboard!

News: I’m joining @TheAthletic as a staff writer covering the Raiders. Working for The Athletic was a career goal, and earning this opportunity is surreal. Thank you to all who helped make this dream a reality. My first day is Monday. Raider Nation, I can’t wait to get to work!

@Hunter_Noll WAY too casual of a call on a pitch like that

Second strikeout of the day for Boston Red Sox prospect Kyson Witherspoon in High-A.

@VivaLaStool @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @barstoolsports @dhurley15 @hen_ease @Philly_Mays @BarstoolStorrs Acting like Hurley isn’t INFINITELY more unlikable than Duke is crazy

“Thank you for beating Duke” -@BarstoolBigCat “It was a good moment for America” -@PFTCommenter

@sharontharp Listen, obviously 100% on her side in this whole thing, but reports are that she had known for a while (hence the distancing and lack of interaction/likes between her and those 2) so this picture today feels a little. … performative?

Sadly this is real. Multiple people texted me there was a photo of her crying on the street floating around. 🥹

@Hunter_Noll And Sandoval/Crawford

It's just one game. Give him more time than that. But Oviedo has Uberstine, Tolle, etc. knocking on the door behind him. Gotta figure it out relatively quickly.

@Fullcourtpass All this religious talk … The irony of his mother being the women’s head basketball coach at Notre fucking Dame is hilarious 😂

Jaden Ivey calls out Steph Curry 😳 “He don't know Jesus... I pray he's saved in Jesus name... All that stuff isn't gon matter on Judgement Day. All them rings he got. All them rings LeBron got. All them rings Jordan got... They gon try to stop me, but I'm not. I'ma keep speaking the truth.”

@tylermilliken_ The absolute second that the Tibbs/May deal was announced EVERYONE knew it was a terrible trade. How did nobody in the room with Breslow talk him out of it?

Kyle Harrison, James Tibbs, and Alex Bregman just taking turns trolling this week.

@MattWaldman @SigmundBloom Olave over JSN and Tate over Wilson are bold choices

Sure, I will rank them 8,5,6,4,3,7,2. I haven’t studied 1 yet.

@redsoxstats @russss012 Our captain had a full blown meltdown like a child and needed a mental health day if I remember correctly

@russss012 The clubhouse revolted, and everyone except Eddie Romero and Bloom thought the trade was mostly about getting Enmanuel Valdez.

DOB with some revisionist history there lol “Think about when the Red Sox got Wilyer, everyone was like, ‘that’s a nice trade.’”

@redsoxstats I’m well aware it is only 2 games, but the fact that the guy we added as a complimentary piece (Hamilton: 3 SB’s and on base 5 times) is outperforming the main piece we got back (Durbin) is objectively funny and on par for this Red Sox regime.

@CatherinVaritek This is like Superman’s wife saying she used to be a huge fan of Lex Luthor!

@PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @StateFarm Just absolutely refused to put the phone down and give himself a fighting chance

PMT Spring Break Zac was in charge of cooking for the boys @StateFarm #StateFarmPartner

@VivaLaStool @Return_Of_RB Just an abysmal analogy

.@Return_Of_RB isn’t surprised by the two producers picked to potentially produce Men Of Honor if Bama loses tonight