Slizo87
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Slizo87
@SySlizo
a visionary a dreamer and an optimist.
001 mombasa शामिल हुए Aralık 2021
315 फ़ॉलोइंग33 फ़ॉलोवर्स

@Pixie1z They are the Trojan horse of today,sneak in and take over. They have told us they plan to overthrow every country and invade every home to force Islam on the unwilling. Christian now and forever.
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Alafu wazazi, hizi birthdays huwa mnaleta shule nataka mniskize na mniskize vizuri.
Birthday sio mbaya. Sina shida na cake, balloons ama mtoto kufurahia siku yake. Lakini kabla ugeuze classroom ikae venue ya ruracio, kuna vitu nataka ujue.
Administration hawaezi kataa juu wanataka clients wao wakue happy. Lakini sisi ndio tuko ground. Sisi ndio tunabaki na consequences.
Kwanza, birthday ya mtoto mmoja huleta excitement kwa dakika 20 na drama ya wiki mbili.
Mtoto mmoja akiletewa cake, kesho mwingine anauliza mbona yeye hajawai letewa. Mwingine anarudi home akiwa convinced wazazi wake hawampendi. Sasa mwalimu anajipata akifundisha Mathematics na family therapy wakati mmoja.
Halafu kuna hii tabia ya kuleta cake ya watoto 8 kwa class ya watoto 47.
Unataka tugawanye aje? Hii ni classroom ama miracle crusade?
Na tafadhali msilete balloons 30 kwa class halafu mnataka learning iendelee normally.
Ukiona watoto wakitazama ceiling kama wameona UFO, ujue lesson imeisha rasmi.
Alafu kuna wale wazazi wanafika na photographer, videographer, ring light na confidence ya mtu anazindua bypass.
Brother, ni Grade 2 birthday. Sio uchaguzi mdogo.
Na ukweli wenye hakuna mtu anasema...
Shule si birthday venue.
Shule ilijengwa watoto wajifunze. Birthday ni bonus, sio programme ya siku.
Mkitaka kufanya party kubwa, fanyeni nyumbani, church, hotel ama kwa shamba ya babu.
Juu mwisho wa siku, birthday inaisha saa tano.
Lakini syllabus bado iko hapa ikitusubiri kama deni ya Fuliza.
Sincerely,
Mwalimu ambaye alikuja kufunza fractions lakini akaishia kukata tukwota twingi twa cake sio poa. 📷
Kama ukona maoni tofauti yaletee
Credits: Lyn Maina

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@AfricanHub_ And if it's not true let that woman face the same punishment for the allegations case and pay for traumatizing this man
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@RabbitTheKing @KipkorKiptoo Rudia tena Huku nyuma wajasikia kitu eh,
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@TeyaKevin Kenyans wengine they believe kuiba kazini it's their right they don't think about others employed hapo a very selfish mentality but ukisema wanakuita mtiaji
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@keshvibezTV This was a great movie but you have to give marvel for paying attention to details like that bus scene 😭 how could he hold it from a windshield after that falls yet it cracked from people falling on it from inside should have made him pull it from the back.
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Maury Povich voice: ‘You said your nephew… but in the case of this 3-year-old, you ARE the stepmom!’
Jerry Springer crowd loses it as Mom drops the birthday bomb: ‘Your sister and husband just “helped” make a baby 6 years ago!’
Family tree just became a pretzel. DNA kits for everyone, security to the stage! 😂💀
Who needs soap operas?
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For 3 and half years in her marriage and already having kids for her husband, she has been ch€ating with this guy who spends a lot on her, and also has keys to his crib
She told the side man she wants to pack in with her kids that she doesn’t love the husband. Side man objected 😂 and she claimed the side man has been using her all these while 😂😂😂
The side man said she got it all wrong , they’re grown ups doing what grown ups do .
She asked him if he welcomes other girls and spend on them as much as he spends on her, he said yes , she got so jealous 😂😂 .
Delusional of her to even think the side man will settle for a lady like her 😭
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@sholard_mancity Hii move looks familiar right during Moi era same thing happened alot of these guys handed the id and passport they then flooded Eastleigh
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BREAKING: KTN has aired a major investigation alleging Kenyan IDs are being sold to people in Somalia for as little as KSh 15,000. We share some of the revelations.
Look at the images below.
The 2nd image shows Hassan Mohamed Nur's Somali identification documents. According to those records, he was born in Mogadishu on 14 December 1985.
The third image is a copy of a Kenyan ID featured in the KTN investigation. Key details have been blurred.
According to that Kenyan document, the holder was born in Tarbaj on 1 July 1985.
Same person. Different birthplace. Different date of birth.
If this were simply a case of lawful naturalization, why would the date of birth be different?
The investigation further alleges that the individual now holds a Kenyan passport.
And it doesn't end there; residents from Somalia and Ethiopia are being sold IDs. And it's scary. I am sharing more examples shortly. Follow me here- sholla ard

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@JalangoMwenyewe Y'all see the problem with these popular people they think they are very important citizens attention kidogo wamekimbia into politics and have zero intention to change the conditions and work will just be doing stupid shit here is another one like those ridiculous comedians too
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@KenyanSays Sad and you will find those politicians giving excuses for this and to make it worse they're living in Nairobi with their families and businesses
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@dekunleomoboda @FabrizioRomano Wait arsenal people haven't seen this post 😭🤣🤣🤣
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@FabrizioRomano Courtois is basically telling Real Madrid “replace me if you can” and he’s right to be confident.
Name one goalkeeper available right now that is a clear upgrade.
I’ll wait.
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🚨 Thibaut Courtois: “My future? At Real Madrid, once you’re 30 years old, you only get 1-year renewals. So I’m quite relaxed about it”.
“If I continue performing as I have been, a renewal won't be a problem. But Real Madrid is a top-level club and, at some point, they will have to think about my successor”.

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@xThen_Now Most of millennials fall in love with football because of him
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@kenyasgossips I said it when she went to coast and did the take over it was at that moment I knew they'd come for her
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