Shalin Deshpande

@5secondpenalty_ They make you listen to Dhinchak Pooja songs.

If aatma doesn’t feel pain then how do they torture in hell

@iamnotniharika But it's the elite people who listen to great composers. Money goes to what sells. This sells.

@TRealspd He better not try we have much better composers

"मराठी माणूसच मराठी माणसाचे पाय खेचतो " una and this is the standard of marathi songs🤣🫵🫵🥀🥀

@Diveshrewatkar2 Kabara?

@TRealspd Shalin bhai game over Tuza ata

परिस्थिती हाताबाहेर जाणे..

@sumyaak13 Kaash he khara asta

हातावर 'परी' असताना 'स्थितीची' काळजी करू नये... 'परी' जेव्हा येईल तेंव्हा चांगली 'स्थिती' सोबत घेऊन येईल.

@SillymeSilime #MH31

@TRealspd Punachye vatata

@DocDevavrat True

@TRealspd Acheतं Would have worked well.

Headache is a correct word but eyesache isn't. कारण एकेरी अवयवच ache करतं.

Get it?

Who called it fried chicken leg and not chicken चे तळपाय?

Rain dance is a rarity for me. Sun dance madhe tar mi rojach jaato.

Went to a barbershop for a head massage. Me: Please हलक्या हाताचा नाई हवा मला. कोणी small size चा नाई आहे का ? Owner: Sorry sir, we are helpless. आमचा नाईLarge आहे.

* Breaking News* पावसाला बोलावून त्याला पैसे देण्याचे वचन देऊन महाराष्ट्र चा सगळा काळा पैसा हा या ठिकाणी पावसाला देण्यात आला आहे . त्यामुळे पाऊस मोठा येण्याची शक्यता आहे.

Winter and Summer are brothers. Rainy season is their 1/4th brother in law. तो पाव साळा आहे.

Maharashtrians predicted Artificial Intelligence long before anyone else. Proof? अ आ इ ई उ ऊ AI ओ औ अं अः

Artificial intellegence is the mother of all technology. म्हणूनच आर्टिफिशिअल इंटेलिजन्स चा short form आ.ई. आहे

Maharashtrians predicted Artificial Intelligence long before anyone else. Thats why our barakhadi has ए ऐ right besides each other.

Vidya's boyfriend was hell bent on going to Goa. He told her clearly, "I'm going to Goa, Vidya or without ya"

She: I am smart. Me: I am smarter. She: I am fit. Me: I am fitter. She: I sleep with Chad. Me: I sleep with Chader.