Shalin Deshpande

A Maharashtrian Bengali man will not be able to marry without WiFi. कारण त्याला login करता नाही येणार...

@Ankushkalgutka2 🙏🙏

@TRealspd 🤣🤣 Kai doka aahe bhava tuja 🫡🫡

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@vedant_twts 😅🤣

@TRealspd Insta var baghun aao tumhala fall ooo karayala

My sister punishes her irritating son by turning him upside down for a minute till he calms down. She calls it Flipकार्ट.

In monsoon, many Maharashtrians travel to other countries. Karanmonsoon madhe tyanna विजा patkan lagtat.

The Jenner family always changes with time. For example: त्या family मध्ये काही लोक Jenner होते ते आता मादा आहेत .

I dropped my friend Minal to the airport, but she seems to have misplaced her boarding pass. तिला जर boarding pass नाही मिळाला, Terminal ची flight मिस होऊ शकते.

@Nobodyimp2527 Hehe wanted to avoid alliteration

@TRealspd Write ती पण पणती असते.

Ajoba: Great grandson हा कुळाचा दिवा असतो.. Me: आणि great Granddaughter? Ajoba: ती पणती असते ...

Snow White: जर मी कोणतं गाणं खूप fast म्हंटलं, तर काय होऊन जाईल ? Cindrella: Rapunzel.

'ष' could be a dedication to Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj's heroic victory over Afzal khan Coz it's basically 'पोटफोड्या श'.

My friend acts like a Diva all the time. No wonder his name is चिराग..

@kaijukatli Hehe it's already been done. One famous instance in 'pati sagle uchapati' play. They coupled it with a fictional university in Japan - 'YaShika' vs 'Chicago'

@TRealspd Chicago out there waiting for a Konkani/ Malwani meme abt Education

A have a few happy trays in my home. I also have a few sticky trays. For multiple courses, the sequence is fixed. Sometimes we ger the happy trays and sometimes the sticky trays. ये है tray क्रम, कभी ख़ुशी कभी gum.

Two archers were having banter on the shooting range while holding their bows. कारण ते banter आणनं विसरूनच गेले ..

My crush is half RAJaSthanI. RAJSI.

@newterminator1 You win some you lose some.

@TRealspd Wordplay Zamla nahi 😂 Sunil pak kalna seekh

If Dhoni's daughter marries Brad Pitt's son, will she be called.. Thali-Pitt?

@newterminator1 Hehe. Mostly saglech panchat astat majhe😅

@TRealspd Ek dum panchat Hota ha joke

She: What are the quakes on the Moon's surface called? Me: चंद्रshaker ..