Reverend Ray Ray McRaybob and 69 others

More likely, she'll just bring up some shit from the past. "Houston, we've had a problem." "Say again, Artemis II?" "..." "Come in, Artemis II. What is the problem?" "If you don't know, why should I tell you?" "Artemis II, what is your status?" "I just think it's funny that..."

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I’m like the X-rated Britney Spears. 🤪

Cooter gonna be drier than a Popeye's biscuit.

@jayplemons @bungarsargon She can't possibly be that stupid in real life, can she?

Batya Ungar-Sargon: MAGA voters couldn't care less about the Epstein files @bungarsargon "Nobody cares about Jeffrey Epstein. This is another thing that the podcast world was obsessed with... But it was nothing. There's nothing in the files to implicate anybody else of any criminal wrongdoing except Jeffrey Epstein, which Trump knew."

Why the fuck am I wide awake at 3 AM? Oh. Right. The depression.

Waffle!

I am functioning purely on anger and caffeine right now. The caffeine tank is dwindling, and the anger tank is overflowing .

@YesThatVCharles Speaking as someone who is a lot closer to 70 than 60, I want to say "Shut up". But I also want to say "Happy Birthday". And also "Buckle up, Sonny. It goes downhill FAST once you hit 60".

BONJOUR À TOUS! J'ai cinquante-neuf ans depuis les huit dernières heures… et ça craint vraiment. Je ne recommande pas de vieillir…

Now @duolingo out here writing tired porn scenarios as language lessons. Eddy orders a pizza and then hooks up with the delivery girl.

@cigarsandlegs The thing is she isn't expressing an opinion. She's pretending to be curious if you would go on a date with her if she asked you out.

@ThatRayShow How dare you insult her and whatever her totally correct opinion is

I mean...I mean...if she's seriously asking that question because she doesn't know the answer, then she's dumber than a box of rocks.

@UncleRayFu75 I feel your pain, but I have my own financial woes. My sister hasn't had any income since Dec 2024 and I've been paying ALL the bills.

700 on my car last week. 1200 this week for a water heater. I need to cut a lot of hair this month 🤣 who needs a haircut in East Valley AZ ?

This list is shit. It has a Will Ferrell movie AND a Sacha Cohen movie on it, so right off the bat it's wrong. "Clueless"? "School of Rock"? No "What's Up, Doc?". No "Ghost and Mr. Chicken". No "Arsenic and Old Lace". No "One, Two, Three". Fuck this list.

@cigarsandlegs Same, brother. Same.

@ThatRayShow It me.

@TMIWITW @RepMariaSalazar Depends on the American citizen, really. Sell military secrets to a foreign power? It's cool if you're part of the power elite. Defraud taxpayers of billions ditto. Murder someone in cold blood? You're excused because of racism.

@RepMariaSalazar What laws can American citizens break and be given a free pass? Can I rob a bank, come forward, pay a fine and keep the money?

Amnesty is a free pass. It is what exists now. With the DIGNITY Act, you come forward, you face the law, you pass background checks, you pay what you owe, and you earn your place or you get deported. Criminals? Gone. 
American workers? Protected. Our national security depends on it. Our economy demands it. Our communities need it. And yes, our faith calls us to do this the right way, with order and accountability. That’s enforcement. That’s DIGNITY. Calling this amnesty is a lie that keeps a broken system alive and Americans paying the price.

@TheDailyDraught Evan Williams (even the bottom shelf black label) has a place in every bar. Collection? Probably not so much.

Should everyone have Evan Williams BiB in their collection?

@historybythpint @OscarVReuenthal FTR, the hair in that pic came from the BBC version of Morrie's House of Wigs.

As Lucius Aelius Sejanus in I, Claudius (1976). One of his best performances, by the way.

@bruddahmateo Dickhead Head.

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