Vladimir “Marie” Lenin

bouta get popeyes and rip a jeeb #expand

Goodnight ladies and gents

Started singing in the uber then he full on connected his Bluetooth to play music over me #notip #nukethatfucker

@MedicatedSleaze Sleaze, First off how you’re having a wonderful Thursday. I think I just have been in drama mode, I will get over myself. A beer with my girlfriends tonight will make it all better. Thanks for your inquiries, Marie

@WayeDropTheD One can only surmise watdatmean, and none of the conclusions bring the light which you seek. Prayers, Sleaze

I’ve been so emotional recently and I’m not even close to my period #watdatmean

@RyPassle I love that

@WayeDropTheD Replace the W and M with E’s, that’s me

Hear me out: Tow Mater

@SaddamDaGoat Ok.

Sometimes I think back to the day we broke up and hate how fast I made my decision. He wanted a break, and I refused. I can’t help wondering if things would’ve been different if I’d just gave us time to breathe instead of ending it right there. Walmart won-tongs.

@SaddamDaGoat Oh yes thank you they were DELISH

@WayeDropTheD The wong tongs

@SaddamDaGoat Deserve what…

@WayeDropTheD U deserve it

@hail_dawgs I’m always right

@WayeDropTheD Lowkey may be right, these weren’t very good

Reboot card #LANK

@CuntyWizard69 I understand Don, don’t let these hopligans get to you.

If you can’t smoke weed I already know the type of person you are

Just looked for my straw for 5 min but it was just a clear straw and it was already in my drink. #embarrassed

@CarolinaCloaked Wait yea?

BRING BACK BURNER GROUPCHATS !!!

@MedicatedSleaze @dontactafoolio Well I went cause I’m a dog

@dontactafoolio @WayeDropTheD NOT a good look. We must all be given a chance to learn from our mistakes, however.

@WayeDropTheD won’t go to the next bar with me everyone slut shame her

@uwishitwasbbl MJ I love you and might start paying you to be my therapist. You are sunshine 🫵🌞

@WayeDropTheD everything happens for a reason marie. there’s something to gain and a lesson learned from every relationship and experience. i hope you don’t live your life with regret because there’s a plan at the end of the day and things will work out for you. wontons look great!

I have a fucking obsession with orange bell peppers and I can’t help it

@isellfent4jews Love this bob

@WayeDropTheD GoySlopMaxxing

Goodnight.