Ry Passle

I have been put on this app to be good and fight evil

@CLEgringo Wdym Gringo? I am a fungus that grew on the moon and came here after the last moon launch. The rest of my family is still on the moon

@RyPassle How’d HE get to the moon dawg?

They’re going to the moon to pick up my cousin. I can’t wait for him to come over

I think Billy Joel might have the best live albums of all time

@travissscott00 Orange

Which m&m is getting the aux ?

@Raz_Neid Im stealing “my heart is beating like a rabbit” that’s so funny lmfao

Only thing keeping me from doing it at this point

@CuntyWizard69 What if I don’t ask and they just force it upon me

If you’re 20 and you’re still asking your parents for money you’re a fucking bum

Just cleared up $1.25 mil for my company Can’t wait to get a raise that won’t even cover my groceries

@WiredForSound__ Good luck 🍀

I have a tennis match today

@MartyPowersMc Love the album

SOTD. Any ball knowers?

What could I do on my end to make you all feel profoundly, unconditionally, and overwhelmingly loved to the point where your soul has no choice but to soften?

@hazardpounder Kinda sounds like a mommy issue thing

I’ve sucked a lot of ladies’ nipples in my dreams lately

@Peter1098702 I will spleen punch you

@RyPassle chicken butt

Hey guys guess what

I wish I could pull a reverse Sammy Sosa

@RipLantrip79 My favorite boobs

@RyPassle Here you go. Thank me later 🙂‍↔️

Send me a picture of your boobs hahaha jk unless..

@CLEgringo Ig I should open my DMs thank you Gringo

Just trying to help an amigo out here 🗣️🗣️🗣️

@Emawnish CHICKEN BUTT

@RyPassle What ry

This is going to be a great month

#SOTD #HUMPDAY