Secret Amish Man

The (((ELVES))) claim to be descended from the firstborn of Cuiviénen. If they’re so sure, why not a DNA test to prove it? They’ve been meddling in the affairs of Men and Hobbits for thousands of years, just to protect their little ethnostates like Lorien and Rivendell. Meanwhile, war on Mordor means countless orcs and goblins streaming into the Shire.

Day 2 of a pretty bad stomach bug. Hadn't eaten at all, and decided to opt for these bad boys, just to be "safe" on the stomach, and now feeling like that exquisite seasoning isn't going to translate back when they come up soon:

Who has done more damage to the world?

🚨BREAKING: Son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Mojtaba Khamenei, has been selected to replace him as Supreme Leader of Iran.

"If you like Jack Reacher or Dirk Pitt, you must meet Levi Yoder." - Kevin J. Anderson, New York Times bestselling author.

BREAKING: The U.S. confirms that B-52 bombers are striking Iran

I can't take the gaslighting, guys. I really can't. Some Hobbits are now running around saying "Mordor has been waging war on us for 4700 years." Okay then why didn't any of you call for a siege of the Black Gate at any point until now? Why didn't you make a case for Elves and Men "ending the war, not starting it" until precisely the moment when Aragorn did it?

Tehran is currently under massive strikes. CBS News also reports that American B-2 Spirit bombers are targeting IRGC command-and-control nodes, as well as weapons depots and an assembly facility tied to the missile program, across Iran.