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Grateful Calvin

@shoveitjack

I aim to misbehave. My tiger is smarter than most people. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeam. 🇺🇸🐶🏒 🎶

The Commonwealth Katılım Eylül 2021
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Grateful Calvin@shoveitjack·
Happy Friday, Twitter! As Vanessa Redgrave once sang, "It's May! It's May! The lusty month of May!" Let's hope our April Meme of the Month finds himself a nice 'date' in the prison shower. I'm honestly scared to think what next month's meme will be...
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Grateful Calvin@shoveitjack·
@WelbornBeege Didn't you know? ManBearPig has altered his grift. The next Ice Age is upon us unless we take him super, duper serial!
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tree hugging sister 🎃
tree hugging sister 🎃@WelbornBeege·
Gorebal warming update: Just so everyone knows, we tied a record low this morning in Pensacola. 48❄️ Old record set in 1921 😁
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Grateful Calvin@shoveitjack·
OK, all of this is really simple. Filet seared just enough so it doesn't have a heartbeat, loaded scalloped potatoes, mushrooms cooked in garlic, green shallot shoots, and Chianti. But I am going to pat myself on the back for the last-minute idea of letting the mushrooms rest on a fresh basil leaf from my garden on the plate. It was not a garnish (pretty crummy garnish if it was); it gave just a perfect hint of basil flavor and aroma with every bite. I have to remember this trick for the future. Now, I am going to go watch hockey and slip into a food coma. And yes... MOZ GOT MANY BITES!
Grateful Calvin@shoveitjack

Can’t. Having a food orgasm.

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Can’t. Having a food orgasm.
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Grateful Calvin@shoveitjack·
@DemzDeliver Yes, that's what happens when Alvin Bragg refuses to charge criminals with crimes.
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Democrats Deliver
Democrats Deliver@DemzDeliver·
🚨 New York’s homicide rate is now down to 2.7 per 100,000. 44.9% lower than Florida.
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Magdi Jacobs
Magdi Jacobs@magi_jay·
The tattoo is a bigger problem than people realize, on an electoral level. It's the first thing major news networks are running with, now that this is a national race. People are under the impression Democrats are running a Nazi in Maine.
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Grateful Calvin@shoveitjack·
@AnnCoulter So, you've decided "Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens" is the career path for you, huh? Interesting choice. Let's see how that works out for ya.
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Ann Coulter@AnnCoulter·
It was high fuel costs that was the final death knell for Spirit -- caused by a pointless war that has left everyone worse off.
Yogi@Houseofyogi

Spirit Airlines died tonight at the hands of the socialist crusader, Elizabeth Warren She must be so proud to add another casket to her achievements. Tonight at 3am, Spirit turns off the lights. 14,000 jobs gone. 30+ smaller airports lose service. JetBlue offered $3.8 BILLION in cash to buy Spirit in 2022. Shareholders, flight attendants union, literally everyone voted yes. The combined company would have held 9% of the US market against a Big 4 that already owned 80%. For anyone who understands numbers: 9% isn’t a monopoly against 80%. Warren said no. She wrote letters. She pressured Buttigieg. Biden’s DOJ sued. A federal judge killed the deal in January 2024. Her argument: the merger would cost consumers $1 billion a year. Now look at her collateral damage she dusts under the rug. 510 pilots gone in the months after. 1,800 flight attendants furloughed in December. 14,000 jobs in 2023. 7,500 last week. Zero tonight. And that’s just the people in Spirit uniforms. Catering goes. Fuel guys go. Baggage crews, gate agents, airport coffee shops, hotels and rental cars in 70 cities Spirit flew to. Every airline job carries 3 more on its back. 40,000 people out of work because of one woman’s moronic crusade against the market. And the math ain’t mathing. Spirit abandoned 90 routes during the death spiral. Fares on those routes are up 14% on average. Oakland to Newark: $135 to $288. Fort Myers to San Juan: $92 to $219. Kansas City to Newark up 66%. That’s reality. Not some BS number from a “study.” So @SenWarren tell me how this saves the consumer money? Cheap carriers in a market drop fares 21% across the board. Southwest did this in the 90s and saved Americans $68 BILLION over 20 years. Warren killed it. That’s what moronic politicians led by socialism do. Then with her own blind arrogance, she tweeted Spirit’s collapse is “a Biden win for flyers.” A win. 14,000 people are reading termination letters tonight. And she’s taking credit. This is socialism in 2026. A senator who’s never made payroll thinks she knows how to run a market better than the people who own and work in the company. She saved you a billion on imaginary paper. She cost you ten times that in real life. She didn’t protect consumers from anything. 14,000+ will go from working to welfare. She will make sure to blame billionaires, hardworking tax payers, AI, capitalism and whatever monster they will make up tomorrow hiding under your bed. Higher taxes. Fewer jobs. More expensive everything. She called it a win. I hope you enjoy winning.

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Ian Miller
Ian Miller@ianmSC·
Gavin Newsom says in yet another terrible answer that he released a 1,000 page report on what California got right (lol nothing) and wrong during COVID, but uhh…where is it? Cause as far as I can tell it was announced a year ago and it’s not here
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Write Girl Problems
Write Girl Problems@WriteGrlProbs·
Modern writers can’t seem to write independent smart women with agency without making them girlbosses. (I use the term derisively.)
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Mehdi Hasan
Mehdi Hasan@mehdirhasan·
Mike Huckabee claims on Oct 7th there was “the beheading of babies in the presence of their mothers” This did not happen - but babies were beheaded in Gaza by Israeli bombs, you can see it on your phone. Huckabee will never mention this, let alone mourn for the children of Gaza
Ambassador Mike Huckabee@GovMikeHuckabee

The NYT did extensive intvu w/ Tucker Carlson-& questions were legit & professional. In it, Tucker accused me of advocating for killing of children & civilians. Asked to respond, I sent the following. (In fairness, NYT couldn't use all), but here it is: “Poor Tucker needs help.  He’s clearly circling the drain by saying something so outrageous.  No sane person “advocates” for the murder of children or civilians.  Even the allegation is sick and evil. Tucker  apparently limits his compassion to the unfortunate souls who have died in Gaza as a result of the stubbornness of Hamas to release hostages and who murdered their own citizens and intentionally put them in front of military assets where they would be most likely to become victims of the war.  One never hears Tucker lament the massacre and mutilation of 1200 women, babies, and elderly people butchered by Hamas on October 7 or the torture, rape and starvation of the 251 hostages taken and held by Hamas.  I am heartbroken by the slaughter of innocent civilians wherever they are and whoever they are.  Tucker’s irrational hatred of Jews in general and Israel in particular blinds him to the horrific savagery inflicted upon the victims of October 7, including the rape of women in front of their children, the beheading of babies in the presence of their mothers, or setting fire to elderly people who sat in wheelchairs and were burned alive, all of which were captured on video taken by Hamas terrorists who were so proud of their despicable acts that they wore Go-Pro cameras to record it as if they were taking movies of a dance recital.  Tucker’s contempt of President Trump is just another instance in which the Tucker Carlson I once knew has become someone unrecognizable.  I pray he finds himself and God.  He has become a very angry and bitter man and it’s truly tragic to watch.”

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Grateful Calvin
Grateful Calvin@shoveitjack·
Maybe Temu Obama should just stop being a wannabe thug and a retard, @Weinsteinlaw. Ever think of that? Also, maybe you should stop being such a pussy and blocking everyone who disagrees with your race-hustling takes.
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Texas Courtney@AlaskanCourtney·
Prayer Warriors: One of my friends with chronic health issues is going through a really, really hard time right now and needs some prayers. I’m not going to post her name because she would be uncomfortable with that, but God knows who it is and He knows what she needs. Thank you 🩷
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