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While some chicks are obsessing over the Trader Joe’s Mini Coolers this week, I got my hands on the @Costco Mini Canvas Tote bag 👜

lol, best sign ever!

Anyone else notice that @Bounty paper towels are not as strong/plush anymore? Got a bag @Costco & quality feels cheaper than the party streamer "thick" Kirkland paper towels.

The Super Mario Galaxy movie is great! It’s great to walk out of a theater & hear the younger generations be excited to want to play the games. @NintendoAmerica the pressure is on 😉excited for upcoming games & future movies. Thanks for keeping the movie fun & innocent

@FlySJC @FlyPaineField @flySEA @JohnWayneAir @flyLAXairport @SanDiegoAirport @LASairport Then you've got classy pajamas probably from @SantanaRow or Valley Fair Mall 😉

@Zoosander @FlyPaineField @flySEA @JohnWayneAir @flyLAXairport @SanDiegoAirport @LASairport What if my pajamas look like a suit?

Let's get @FlyPaineField @flySEA @FlySJC @JohnWayneAir @flyLAXairport @SanDiegoAirport @LASairport to join in too!!!

Dear future nations hosting any @Olympics, we do not care for “artistic” performances during the opening & closing ceremonies. Just honor the athletes, pass the flag & torch, and give us a “sneak peek” as to what we can expect for future games. Sincerely, Bored Spectators #Yawn

Dear @TMobile, you may want to clean up the encampment on your West Maui property & improve service for the island… connection is terrible, one bar of LTE!

lol, I have a feeling a lot of these balloons will end up as a “Manager’s Special” markdown at my local @Safeway #ValentinesDay #PNW #WhereTheLatinasAt 🤣🤣

James Van Der Beek’s final message to the world is one of the most powerful things I have ever heard. Stop whatever you are doing and listen to this! 🥺

AMEN!!!

Who the heck is that guy?! Future Old @elonmusk 🤣😅🤣

McDonald’s has money for Super Bowl ads… But I bet that ice cream machine is still broke. 😂

@prattprattpratt @Seahawks Don’t forget to remind the @Seahawks that Jesus had the Original 12 😉

WE’RE IN THE SUPER BOWL BABY!!!!! Been with this team for as long as I can remember and tonight, they’re playing for it all! Here we go. I’m calm, I’m relaxed, and will 100% be losing my voice. @Seahawks #12s

I hope @nbcsnl is ready to have Fred Armisen come on this weekend & spoof the #SuperBowlLX 🤣

Sounds about right for this generation of youths... have you heard their music?! #NotSurprised #CantEnunciate #MouthFullOfMarbles🤣🗣️🦭🐑🫏

If we say the Los Angeles @Angels of Anaheim, then should we call them the Santa Clara @49ers of San Fransisco? 🤔🏈

@Patriots have red, @Seahawks have blue, Jesus Christ had the OG #12 & loves everyone, including you! #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX #JesusLovesYou #SuperbOwl 🦉 Dear players, play for the love of the game, not politics.

Dear @Olympics, while we appreciate the organization, we don’t really care for your same ol’ speech every year. Just say thanks to the nation for hosting, wish the athletes luck, & then sit down. #NoMoreLongSpeeches #FeelsLikeAGraduationSpeech #SameSpeechDiffYear #Yawn 🥱

@FrshBakedDisney Captain EO

What is on your 'Classic Elements' list of things you want D'Amaro to bring back to the Disney parks?