ya boi

@pissshit90001 I'm going to live myself

Thinking about beginning it all

@GeorgeTaylorG I block a bitch on

We on the Nothing app listening to Nothing. #nothing

@ActualNames1 Well, did he?

Will Fart Groom Texas, County Marriage Index, 1837-1977

@moekaboobs It's called "Home Depot"

They should invent a museum where you can walk around and look at the art but it’s all art of naked women and also you’re butt naked and jerking off the whole time

@Absolunar why does he kinda look like George W Bush lmao

Gn

@KrystalWolfyAlt To be fair, "This" is a word, not a story

Story

@NINEUP5 Note what he did not mention

Working on a new video

@DuckBurger4 @Sloanstweets But it's the ending, so the sad piano rendition plays as the lyrics are changed to "Went back to bed After getting some gabagool... I'm Tony Soprano and I'm so fuckin cool..."

@Sloanstweets ROLL CREDIT 🎶woke up this morning... got some gabagool🎶

Found the original ending to The Sopranos that David Chase decided to cut

@7celo @Courtesyliker @Tanya_Sabrinaaa But doctor... my baby is Pagliacci

@Courtesyliker @Tanya_Sabrinaaa Go see Pagliacci

for sale, baby shoes - worn once [way more tragic, due to baby fast fashion]

@quethinks1 @AlterStreams matt damon is The Informant!

@AlterStreams Wait who’s the informant?

@poisonjr The Northern Sámi

Can someone please tell me which random disenfranchised group to blame for this

@GojoFeetSniffer @N4pstr Their haul from the Scientology building

@N4pstr I was scrolling with it on mute why did weird al lock in here

they're making fucking scientology raid edits now

@j0n4th4nj03st4r @Inspekard "Pedophile SpongeBob God Hitler"

@Inspekard “Pedophile god Hitler” “Caine Olivia SpongeBob”

I JUST opened villains wiki bro

Tobuscus if he was Today: Do You like my Tung Tung Tung my Sahur Tung Tung

I ran out of good tweet ideas. Please pretend that this tweet has incited an emotion of some kind within you. Then, proceed to feel that emotion in some kind of way. Send me some feet pics too while you're at it, just for the trouble.

@SurreMediaFacts It's the beginning of a new and exciting adventure!

A game named "Moon Child" by Team Hoi, was originally gonna be released for the Commodore Amiga computer release, but due to Commodore’s bankruptcy, it would be released on Windows instead. About 2 weeks ago, the Amiga build would get released, having a different menu theme, etc

@CyclicalYearner #ElonRaped

Fucking Nuke just dropped on me

you ever realize you can just make up words. like "Scunble". bet you never heard that one before. "Borler" there's another one. you can just keep doing this. they won't stop you.

@NoahTheArtist1 @CrispyFrise

Tobuscus son or plainrock daughter

The Deep State is putting Amateur Football Draft Tweets on my timeline for reasons completely unbeknownst to me