Marlboro Apologist

Having to use my #GoonTwt account to announce the temporary #RapeBan was always going to happen

@thisisnotmeep Ess dat bahd bonny ees so fonny

@CanadianSockBro Wdym death threats shes just calling you a rapist #Dubs

@cryingischic Youre #Correct and i am #drinkingOne

there are only 2 genders: red bull or monster

Got to dollyworld and saw a bunch of confused buddhists #WongWayFriendu

@RapeCod Hire me #Blasian

Tiger woods #PillRaped out of his #Mind crashing #YetAnotherLuxurySUV #RapedBoySpring is in #FullEffect

@cryingischic Hyperchalant is a funny way to describe autistic tourettical damaged goods

we are living in a nonchalant world and i am a hyperchalant girl

Sir, a second luxury SUV has been flipped by Tiger Woods

@NE_Hmlr Like ok dude what do u mean ur taking the saab for the night?

This but instead of wanting to fuck the cars it's wanting to take every strange and obscure car home with me

My horny ass could never work at a car dealership 😮‍💨😮‍💨

@savvypleb How u gonna talk shit ab a whopper when u never even had one

virgin women are allowed to have thoughts and opinions on sex but virgin men aren’t because a woman simply is but a man must become

@elonmusk And also gayer and stupider

Cybertruck is quicker than a Porsche 911, more powerful than a Ford Raptor

Is the cure to male loneliness a long distance sextuationship

@hisugarfoxx @ifuseekbardi Chad dylan cooper more like chad dylan pooper

@ifuseekbardi Yeaaah Sonny With a Chance was the end of Disney’s hall of fame. Quite literally was the nail in the coffin lmao

no shade to Demi, but her show just wasn’t that memorable. I remember watching it as a kid, but I couldn’t tell you what it was even about. It didn’t really stand the test of time. probably because it felt more like something to pass the time while waiting for a Wizards of Waverly Place episode after Hannah Montana.

@smalltiddyemogf All of my papers i spent on you

im at a pee phone trying to call home

@Degen_CPA Straight up no it never is, unlike if she flirts with the bartender for free drinks

@cryingischic H ell y e a dog

@CyclicalYearner nsmtero

@hisugarfoxx What a fuckin loser lol ladies do u like this hml and let me know 🔥🔥🔥

OH……. my god. Someone needs to take this guy out back and put him down like a fucking dog fr

@savvypleb Heyyy

150iq boyfriend that makes 500k a year