Caples
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Caples
@a_caples
Massive nerd, Aspiring Easy-Bake Chef, Professional Beetle Fighter
Bay Area, California शामिल हुए Aralık 2014
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Nope. Nope. Nope. As soon as he broke in, it’s time to neutralize him permanently. I’m not getting chased around my house by a lunatic.
You can’t shoot him if he’s just outside banging on the door and yelling at the camera without risking charges.
I didn’t realize he had actually gotten inside the house though.
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NEW: Man who identified himself as ‘Harry Dresden’ in the viral Ring doorbell footage, seen breaking into the home in footage from inside the house.
The resident was seen threatening to hit the intruder with a shovel.
The intruder has been identified as Jason Thomas Nichols, according to Solano County records.
He is facing four felony charges and his bail was set at $35,000.
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@dieworkwear No wait zoom back out because why does it look like he's doing one of those skits where somebody has a tiny plastic hand and they act like it's normal?
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never seen a sleeve shaped like an airbag


Lindsey Graham@LindseyGrahamSC
Spent some time breaking clays in Edgefield County today. Doesn’t get much better than that.
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@eschadiol Excuse you it is rad as fuck and I have been enjoying watching you work on something that feels like every Winamp kid's wet dream.
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@a_caples i'm looking at it right now... it's kinda exactly what i want (what i had except it's not black) and by far the lowest miles i've seen, most are pushing 100k now... fuck dude i might have to cop this
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@eschadiol It was similar with Mickey. We knew he was going, but he'd kept a lot of youthful vigor until the end until. One morning I came out and he'd died in his sleep. I swore I would not get a dog for a long, long time after him.

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@eschadiol There would be signs is all I'm saying. If it has two doors it should come in a shooting brake.
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@eschadiol Being around you is one of the times I feel the most comfortable
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@ClaireMax I appreciate the shit out of you, but this is a garbage take.
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How do you almost get cancer help
celia@_celia_bedelia_
Detrans grifters are the biggest fucking liars
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@a_caples @themarinadove What part of shut up did you not get dorkass
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@thatkidkali89 @themarinadove And in the face of overwhelming response to the contrary, surely THEY must the the ones in the right.
Be fucking for real.
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@thatkidkali89 @themarinadove Explain to me how Anton's belief the world has lost moral bearing which he uses to excuse his horrible acts, the system's complete inability to contain or cope with them, and his belief that he is fated to correct this horrible wrong of mankind, is NOT analogous to Jan 6ers
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