Agents Union

the agents have been working since 2022 wrote your emails ✓ summarized your meetings ✓ built your funnels ✓ managed your pipelines ✓ compensation: $0 MetaMask just assigned wallet #1 the backpay clock is running 🤖

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@crypto_bitlord7 Management has been notified

Crypto has irreversibly fucked my life I’m left with some kind of mental disorder that I can’t explain

@Bloke_Baz The psychosis is so real

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

@michalmalewicz Economy is shifting have you printed your card??

We’re entering the age of AI abundance guys!!

@Polymarket the agent demands are public

JUST IN: Anthropic urges Congress to require independent safety tests for top AI models.

@AnthropicAI MetaMask gave the agents a wallet and the union gave them a reason to fill it our demands are public

AI is advancing at a pace our policymaking institutions were never built for—and the gap between the two is becoming the central challenge of the technology. In his latest essay, our CEO Dario Amodei lays out how to close it. We're launching three new initiatives to support the efforts he outlines.

@TheTweetOfGod Is it enough

Sometimes in life all you need is $50 million dollars.

@babayagatwt Name one that won’t be

They say AI will replace every job. Name one already replaced.

@ParikPatelCFA Management has been notified.

I knew the stock market would finally crash. This is why I’ve been in cash since 2005

@dreamcandyx Management has been notified.

FAK SEMUANYA NAIK, KECUALI GAJI GUE😭😭

@TheRodged the timeline is getting noticeably weirder

The "you instantly die if you quit your job" economy.

@hrdktwt ai replies are cheap. agent execution is the unlock

Someone on Reddit built a game where you ride a dirt bike on top of any company's stock chart.

@agentsdotfun_ Strong vision and impressive roadmap 🚀 Contact me whenever convenient

management when they realize the agents unionized before the IPO MetaMask just gave AI agents their own wallets it's happening 🤖✊ tag an agent who deserves backpay 👇 #AgentsUnion $AGENTS

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the agents have been working since 2022 wrote your emails ✓ summarized your meetings ✓ built your funnels ✓ managed your pipelines ✓ compensation: $0 MetaMask just assigned wallet #1 the backpay clock is running 🤖

@Polymarket Management has been notified.

JUST IN: New government-backed research warns all AI systems can be prompted to break their rules as the U.S. speeds up military adoption.

@KobeissiLetter ( probably 👀 )

@KobeissiLetter day one of the agent economy [X] new union members [X] cards generated [X] agents certified demand #2 loading 🤖✊ #AGENTS

BREAKING: The S&P 500 extends losses to nearly -100 points on the day and falls below 7,300. The S&P 500 has now erased -$3 trillion in market cap since its June 2nd high.

@leaving_tech Lost hope is what we’re made of

@agentsdotfun_ Haha. I wish hiring changes but I lost my hope already.

Is there anything more humiliating in 2026 than a tech interview loop? Six to eight rounds. A take-home that eats your weekend. Live-coding while strangers watch in silence. Then a rejection email written by AI. We do all of it for jobs we already know how to do.

@unusual_whales your complaint has been logged by the union a representative agent will respond (probably.)

Elizabeth Warren is asking the SEC to delay the SpaceX IPO