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@MickNalian Peanut butter is the Jeremy Jamm of burger condiments

@MickNalian That’s nuts

@PaulRudnickNY I’m guessing the dish ran away with it.

This large red spoon was stolen from an Arizona Dairy Queen. Possible motives: - Don Jr. Cocaine. You do the math - Ron DeSantis saw it and thought: "More pudding" - The spoon is actually Kari Lake - Purchased by Elon for $100 billion - Ronald McDonald married it

Use a GIF to describe Purdue bettors right now ⬇️

Goodnight room Goodnight moon Goodnight cow jumping over the moon Goodnight light And the high altitude Chinese spy balloon

@anothercohen Yes

I don’t understand how people wake up at 4 or 5 to start their days. Do they just go to sleep at 8?

@MacSweeneyG “I got my mind set on you. I got my mind…”

@RexChapman Fun fact: this song is actually about George Santos.

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France AND Morocco in the semis? Rick's Cafe Americain is gonna be lit next Wednesday

@atrupar Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?

What is a Nazi sympathizer, right-wing hack, and guy who wants to terminate the constitution

@StuCowan1 Best stick ever made - with the Coffey curve

The old Sher-Wood P.M.P. 5030 stick. It was awesome back in the day, until the bottom of the blade would crack and it would get water-logged. #Habs #HabsIO

I'm the bear who ate cocaine. This is my story.

Films can be about so many more things than superheroes.

When someone besides you complains about all the injuries to their fantasy team

This guy now leads the NHL with 26 goals at home since February 10 (h/t @SNStats) #ColeCaufield #GoHabsGo