Alex Cohen

Excited to share that we've raised a $22.5m Series A for Hello Patient, led by Scale Venture Partners. This is by far the worst announcement video I've ever made. I can't believe our lead investor agreed to this

@umlaut The 🐐

@anothercohen Chili's 45th and Lamar

What’s the best Tex-Mex restaurant in Austin?

@TakesUnited 👎

@anothercohen Don’t overthink it - Chuys!

@balanidiv They’re so different

@anothercohen Fonda over Matt’s any day.

@rjonesy Craving Fonda at the moment

@anothercohen Matt’s Lupe Maudie’s Fonda ATX … just depends what you want

@joshegbuna Love Matt’s

@anothercohen Matt’s El Rancho is a staple!!!

There are two very different types of needle sharing programs in SF

@EmmettNaughton Wrong

@anothercohen You can do this in a mini van.

I HIGHLY recommend you acquire a truck. Incredible life hack

@ryanstellar Sucks if I go 80+

@anothercohen How’s your range on roadtrips been sir?

@johndlloyd It made it home!

@anothercohen My brother that load does not look safe!

@AlexEdgerton Mulch

@anothercohen What is it?

@MurrayHillGuy1 This guy needs to recomp and then lose about 20lbs. A 5'11 guy should not be 140lbs

Harsh reality: This guy is 5’ 11”, 190lbs. Most people, aka majority of population, with this physique think they need to lose 20-25lbs to have abs… it’s actually more like 40-50lbs.

@alexlmiller Last time someone asked me for help I just gave them my truck for the morning and didn't help

@anothercohen oh sick. btw i gotta pick up a couch on saturday, you can give me a hand right?

@renfro4tx I’m sure I could find it

@anothercohen Hi Alex, do you have your report or case number for this incident?

A couple years back, I woke up to an abandoned Kia still running and parked on our street when we lived in East Austin. Our security camera footage showed what looked like 10-12 teens pulling up at 4am in three stolen cars, dumping everything from the cars into the street, looking into parked cars (ours included), partying a bit, then driving off. The next morning I called the cops to get the Kia towed. When the officer showed up, I showed him the video and asked if he had an idea of who'd done it. Without hesitation he said yes. It’s the same group of teens who keep breaking into and stealing cars. Every time they get arrested, the DA's office drops the charges and lets them go. Austin could solve a big chunk of its crime problem if it got rid of Jose Garza and just prosecuted crime.

@almostcmb OneMedical and Claude and go in demanding whatever bloodwork and labs you want 🫡

I'm in the market for a good men's concierge primary care doc/clinic in NYC. I actually don't see many options between something like One Medical and then the crazy executive package set ups. Would love some recs, either here or DM.

@WillManidis @almostcmb Holy based Will

@almostcmb Claude and blast test

So excited to be a tiny investor in Kin Health which is building a personal AI care navigator. Strongly believe that in a couple of years, every single person will have an AI that listens to their doctors visits and helps manage all of their care, from simple urgent care visits to complex chronic conditions and surgeries.

@rodneythebody People should be able to park their cars outside of their garage without them getting broken into

@anothercohen I live in a neighborhood where everyone has a 2-car garage. Yet a majority of people don't park their cars in their garage - and get all up on arms when cars in the neighborhood get checked by folks like these. They are part of the problem.

@_evan_worle Beautiful

@anothercohen Our next door neighbors had attempted car jacking 3 days before Christmas. The neighbor came out and the thieves unloaded a mag at him and then fled.