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@parkertankus @RoysEnergy Long bay

@RoysEnergy the shores of lake fort Gibson…

We have arrived in Nice. 🇫🇷 Je cherche du vin. 🍷

@parkertankus Need to bank with a small bank

I hope everyone has a good evening except the goons in the bok wire room that bungled a closing today. ORRI deal with March 1 effective date and oil going to the moon…need to get it closed….

@ddugal Look forward to meeting

@bme_1982 might be fri-sun, based near broken arrow. keep you posted.

Another Tuesday, another STR report… “We’re not making money, but we’re taking market share from the comp set!”

@ddugal Yeah. I’m around. I office next to the hotel. My name is Brian. I’ll appear.

@bme_1982 may be in Tulsa late next week. can we sync up?

@dondrisnas @taggartvanetten I paused for a 3:57 dump today

@taggartvanetten I can't think of a single run I've done in the last five years where the elapsed time does not equal the run time...

i don’t care about my elapsed time on a run i don’t care about your elapsed time on a run i don’t check my elapsed time on a run i don’t check your elapsed time on a run

@parkertankus Wasn’t me…tried to lure her into the hotel bidness for a steady low wage and she said “nah olll is over 90..Parker has me cold calling mineral owners in pushmataha county”

Which one of you told my wife that oil is $90 a barrel? She just asked if we can finally get pillowcases and sheets that match. Sheeet, we're not rich.

@fluidathletics #metoo

I’m quite good at a few sports Not a lot of people on here know this so I thought I’d let you know

@AlexNoonan6 I don’t even think I’d go down to the waterline

@AlexNoonan6 It’s getting dire

Not even David Matthews and his band could open the straights again

@parkertankus @Pman_delivers @CaseyMericle Real estate and brewery returns not good enough?!

@Pman_delivers @bme_1982 @CaseyMericle yea that’s where the money is.

People who often buy property What’s your secret?

@eightmoremiles My pandora station

@BarryRoland19 Renting apt in downtown tulsa today… Local comedian influencer texts…introduces friend, a bar manger at Irish pub. Meet them at hotel. Orders old fashioned at 2p. Seems mostly fine so I share access code to building and vacant unit. Says will take it. $775 all bills. Next!

Leasing in D areas: Application for a 2BR comes in. 3 working adults, who each work different jobs with different employers. Two of the three live in one location, the other one lives in another. One of them has listed the address of their employer and their home address as the same. The address is a large industrial warehouse. Is this a red flag? I called the landlord, whose name thankfully appears on the employer's Statement of Information, so it's not a fake. The employer/landlord speaks no English, so she hands her daughter the phone. The daughter confirms that the applicant both works and lives there. Applicant sends over a screenshot of her CreditKarma, showing a 718 score. Her name is not on the CreditKarma report. So I ask her to submit another one through RentSpree. Her TransUnion score is 600. Thankfully, that's my minimum score, so we've got a live one! Then I called the other applicant's employer. Nobody answers. I email them. Email doesn't exist. I ask for clarification. Email address typo. Ok, email goes through - we're getting somewhere. Wait. Do you want me to go on? Or do you get it now?

@MichaelDBrandt Is this a learned trait?

It's tough to hear but you need to be cooler. If you were cooler, that person would answer your email or invest in your business or buy your product. This is not talked about enough.

@dtmorgan18 Hey alright! You’d think it’d be much easier in tulsa Oklahoma…we put in on oct 15th and the fire marshal still hasn’t signed off on our fire suppression permit

Finally pulled permits. This is how long it took me, someone who is a very active user and on a first-name basis with everyone in the building department, even after paying for an expeditor. Now imagine being a homeowner or a small business owner who only has to go through this process once in their life. And the fun isn’t over yet. Now I still have to complete construction and navigate the building inspectors.

@blue58blue58 @ErnieBrownII I still sometimes think about what might’ve been if I didn’t pass on the job at falcon rods in 99 in favor of working with a girl I made out with at a bonfire

@bme_1982 @ErnieBrownII It’s a lost art. I was once a great fisherman.

Tornado sirens, solo dad’n, chillin, making nachos

You aren’t really going to take those uneaten donated pastries back and sell them are you?

@innoc_bystander Hey congratulations!

Momma did great.