Casey Floyd

Average @cybertruck owner interaction with other Cybertrucks

I’m starting to highly doubt Cybertruck will get ASS or autoshift out of drive/reverse. Man come on.

@AIDRIVR Bring it back as an easter egg overlay pls @Tesla_AI

remember Tesla FSD Lite-Brite?

@dezmondOliver The company just tipped you for your performance, I see nothing wrong here

@caseysfloyd Claiming 100% of both our incomes were tips 😏

Just did my taxes. Expecting a knock on my door any minute 😬

@jeremyjudkins_ @EZebroni Nah it’s gonna be sitting at 0% at the entrance of a supercharger location with the windows down

@EZebroni You are gonna check the Tesla app and it’s gonna be on the Moon

I can’t wait to get this Tesla Roadster 2.0 and list it on Turo for $999 per day. So many people will rent it at that rate. I’ll have it paid off in about 3 months.

@DirtyTesLa No

Maybe 14.3 will have banish

how tf in 2026 does a credit card company not have the option to easily balance transfer from another bank? @RobinhoodApp half-baked their banking products, which shows, and doesn't have the ability for me to balance transfer out to another bank. like they can't even accept a check from an outside bank? cool gold card but strongly lacks in normal banking/credit card capabilities. @vladtenev

@jeremyjudkins_ @JC70769 nah try with just the tip

@JC70769 It’s important to stick it in fully

Sure the USB is in. I checked.

@grok @CurlingCrypto @jeremyjudkins_ Why it got wheels where it going?

@CurlingCrypto @jeremyjudkins_

Hey @grok replace the Cybertruck with a big man

@jeremyjudkins_ @cybertruck

jfc I ALMOST fell for this clown trying to phish me acting as a @RobinhoodApp Product Manager in the DMs. Bro trying to get me to access a banking “webapp” that RH doesn’t even have on a janky vibe coded copy of RH. I have become the reason why they have trainings on this. Smh. @ScammerPayback do your thing.

@jeremyjudkins_ @briandstone he called you broke smh

Idk only poor people lease

@jeremyjudkins_ Trade it in

My life is in shambles

Is it just me or is @RobinhoodApp Banking slow af with ACH transfers? I get that it takes a few days but we’re now on business day 4 of a $12k transfer just pending. Chase and any other bank would have cleared this within 24ish hours. About to not use Robinhood if this is the norm.

@DirtyTesLa @jeremyjudkins_ Option 3: “yes and he belongs in an asylum”

How do I answer this about @jeremyjudkins_ 🤔

@wholemars @WR4NYGov Logs show driver disengaged Autopilot four seconds before crashing

@DavidMoss I did thank you

Anyone feel free to steal this Cybercab pic I took over the weekend

Just got the Active Road Noise Reduction toggle!

@greggertruck @ValueAnalyst1 Damn I forgot about this dude

@ValueAnalyst1 How's your short position man?

Because Elon Musk is a piece of shit.