Chase Passive Income

Went to a pizza shop and ordered 100 large pizzas The workers were shocked But they got to work An hour later, the pizzas were ready Told them I changed my mind and decided to have Chinese food instead I walked out, but not before tipping the staff a crisp $0 bill for all their food for Waste of time? Not for me I own the marinara supplier And one of my clients just placed a huge restock order several days ahead of schedule My name? Papa John

@MoneylineMafia_ I’ll take my 50 bucks now

DUKE -28.5 guaranteed winner. It this loses giving away $50 to someone who likes this post

The world you grew up in no longer exists

No one sees the hard work I put in behind the scenes

@HolyJose2391 do you want to be in my bracket pool?

@chasedownleads Ok narc

Told my friend to organize March Madness pool with everyone we know $100 buy-in, 200 participants If I win, I get $20,000 If I lose, I report my friend for running an illegal gambling ring and collect a $50k whistleblower reward The ultimate win/win scenario

@_joao_bastos want to work for me?

@chasedownleads why not win and report it anyway? 70k easily

A stunning upset!

@factmach is it passive?

A lot of people seem to be under the impression that only traders get paid on Fact Machine. This is NOT true. Voters ALSO get paid. There are Fact Machine users who THRIVE solely on voting rewards. You could be one of them.

@GovtofDelays @KobeissiLetter I’m ready to go

@KobeissiLetter We will be giving the toll contract to @chasedownleads. Thank you for your attention

BREAKING: Iran is considering charging taxes and toll fees on ships who wish to cross the Strait of Hormuz.

@KobeissiLetter I already did this

@Andrey__HQ @egor_kzmv Must have done this outside a soup kitchen

We just asked 1000 people in the streets of London if they knew about Claude Only 28 said yes And of those 28, 20 said they’ve never used it, just heard of it We’re still so damn early

@Sravanibala21 Yes! Take notes

@chasedownleads So, looting someone and not paying for the service you received is brilliant?

Had dinner with a handsome trillionaire last night He paid for our $100 meal But he did something genius He tipped negative 300% Not only was our meal free, but $200 was deducted from the waitress’ paycheck and given to us The waitress began to cry “I won’t be able to afford rent!” She cried Don’t worry, the trillionaire said as he comforted her. “I know of a great payday loan place that can help you get through this crisis with only 45% interest.” Turns out, he owns the payday loan place Trillionaires operate on a different level!

@punchmonkeee Take my course

@chasedownleads I wish i was a trillionaire. How do I become one chase ?

@GordonGekko I was nervous to tell you last night

@chasedownleads You think I'm handsome 😳

@StoreClerkAndy Yes, I tend to avoid the single digit billionaire crowd

@chasedownleads Is there any billionaires you don’t know?

Dining with a billionaire tonight We order a bowl of guac to share for $120 No chips. No tortillas. No sides. When the waiter comes with the bill, the billionaire leaves a generous zero dollar tip (he easily could have tipped a negative amount) I thank him - because I own the payday loan place closest to the waiter’s crappy apartment We roast with a glass of liquified guacamole The billionaire’s name? Chip Otle

@chasedownleads Some saunas and a cooling pool will do

This is NOT a waste of money You see, they’re opening a toll booth under this bridge The toll is $100 million They only need one billionaires who’s in a hurry to drive through it to make their money back Checkmate, haters