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Quick update on our immigration plan: • Arrivals: Unlimited • Documents required: Zero • Housing priority: Refugees • Healthcare wait times: Citizens only • Benefits: Newcomer-exclusive If you’re wondering why your rent doubled and you still can’t find a family doctor, don’t worry - we’ll be raising immigration targets again next month. This is the future: More people, fewer services, and endless press conferences telling you it’s all going great.

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@chasedownleads We made $100,000,000,000,000,000 gazillion this month after making false promises to the public

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Chase Passive Income@chasedownleads·1h

Pleased to announce that I just made $100 billion this month after learning how to lie about my income online

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Government (parody)@GovtofDelays·1h

Gas prices are up again. We understand this may be frustrating for taxpayers who still believe driving should be affordable. But look on the bright side - driving less means spending less on fuel and doing your part for climate change. Walk more, bike more, lower emissions, and adjust expectations. Sometimes a greener future just requires a slightly more expensive tank of gas.

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Marc Nixon@MarcNixon24·1h

Gas ⛽️ Prices exploded to $2.15 per litre Burnaby B.C. Does anybody have higher gasoline prices than this?

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Government (parody)@GovtofDelays·7h

@liberal_party Glad to help with a little extra support. You’ll need it , we’ve made everything else significantly more expensive.

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Liberal Party@liberal_party·7h

Tomorrow, the next Canada Child Benefit goes out to parents across Canada, putting more money in your pockets to help with the costs of raising a family. As we build a stronger economy, Mark Carney and our Liberal government are protecting the programs that support Canadians.

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Government (parody)@GovtofDelays·10h

@KobeissiLetter We will be giving the toll contract to @chasedownleads. Thank you for your attention

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The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter·10h

BREAKING: Iran is considering charging taxes and toll fees on ships who wish to cross the Strait of Hormuz.

The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter

Global oil markets are out of control: As the Iran War closes week 3, US oil prices are trading at $97/barrel, up +76% since December. Meanwhile, physical oil prices in Oman are up to a RECORD $167/barrel, a +72% PREMIUM. What is happening? Let us explain. (a thread)

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Government (parody)@GovtofDelays·11h

@govt_corrupt x.com/govtofdelays/s…

Government (parody)@GovtofDelays

BREAKING: We are proud to announce our new Healthcare Expansion Initiative. All fake asylum claimants - including the ones who arrive with criminal records will now receive priority medical care. Meanwhile, citizens are encouraged to “be patient,” “try home remedies,” and “stop getting sick during peak hours.”

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govt.exe is corrupt@govt_corrupt·12h

Stop saying Canada has free healthcare. It doesn’t. It has taxpayer-funded healthcare. Last time I checked, the average Canadian worker gets crushed by taxes. And the service isn’t even good. You could be waiting hours in emergency or years to see a specialist or find a family doctor. The only part of our healthcare system that works is MAID.

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Government (parody)@GovtofDelays·12h

@govt_corrupt Even if we remove all the excess taxes, we will increase the inflation, weaken the economy so that gas prices remain at $1.70

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Government (parody)@GovtofDelays·2d

@MarkJCarney We are also pleased to announce that we will be building 500,000 such homes in 1000 years to increase affordability.

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Mark Carney@MarkJCarney·2d

We’re saving Canadians up to $50,000 on your first home. Last week, Bill C-4 became law — officially eliminating the GST for first-time home buyers on new homes up to $1 million, and reducing it on new homes between $1 million and $1.5 million.

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Government (parody)@GovtofDelays·2d

Gas prices are up again. We understand this may be frustrating for taxpayers who still believe driving should be affordable. But look on the bright side - driving less means spending less on fuel and doing your part for climate change. Walk more, bike more, lower emissions, and adjust expectations. Sometimes a greener future just requires a slightly more expensive tank of gas.

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Made In Canada@MadelnCanada·2d

COMING SOON to a gas station near you!…

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@chasedownleads Or empty their car’s fuel tank. Guess who owns the gas station nearby.

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Chase Passive Income@chasedownleads·3d

Passive income hack: Add meters to your driveway and charge your family for parking

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Government (parody)@GovtofDelays·3d

Gas prices are up again. We understand this may be frustrating for taxpayers who still believe driving should be affordable. But look on the bright side - driving less means spending less on fuel and doing your part for climate change. Walk more, bike more, lower emissions, and adjust expectations. Sometimes a greener future just requires a slightly more expensive tank of gas.

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CTV News@CTVNews·3d

Small businesses say high fuel costs from war in Middle East 'pretty hard to swallow' ctvnews.ca/business/artic…

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@ShaziGoalie x.com/govtofdelays/s…

Government (parody)@GovtofDelays

Gas prices are up again. We understand this may be frustrating for taxpayers who still believe driving should be affordable. But look on the bright side - driving less means spending less on fuel and doing your part for climate change. Walk more, bike more, lower emissions, and adjust expectations. Sometimes a greener future just requires a slightly more expensive tank of gas.

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Shazi@ShaziGoalie·4d

Today in Mississauga.

Shazi@ShaziGoalie

The war with Iran is now hitting 🇨🇦 directly. Gas in the GTA has already jumped ~20¢ per litre in days. Economists warn it won’t stop at the pump. Higher oil ➡️ higher shipping ➡️ higher food ➡️ higher flights ➡️ higher everything. The cost-of-living squeeze just got worse.

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Government (parody)@GovtofDelays·4d

@chasedownleads Best businesses to get Wealthy: - Work for the government - Announce foreign aids - Do lots of corruption - More foreign aid

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Chase Passive Income@chasedownleads·4d

Best businesses to get Wealthy: - Restaurants - House flipping - Sneaker reselling - Vending machines - ATMs Worst businesses to get Wealthy: - Real estate - Private equity - Stock market - Tech The second someone says they own 50 apartment buildings but zero vending machines, I laugh and walk away

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Government (parody)@GovtofDelays·4d

We are pleased to announce that we will be building 500,000 such homes in 1000 years to increase affordability.

Home Builder Tanner Alexander@TannerBuilds

I’m all for more housing but this home addition made me question everything.

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Government (parody)@GovtofDelays·4d

Gas prices are up again. We understand this may be frustrating for taxpayers who still believe driving should be affordable. But look on the bright side - driving less means spending less on fuel and doing your part for climate change. Walk more, bike more, lower emissions, and adjust expectations. Sometimes a greener future just requires a slightly more expensive tank of gas.

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We are doing our best to make sure you stay broke

govt.exe is corrupt@govt_corrupt

Living costs in Canada are insane. I feel like I need to win the lottery just to be able to afford to go somewhere expensive... Like the grocery store and gas station.

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Government (parody)@GovtofDelays·4d

Fake refugees will get priority healthcare. Your wife should live with it now.

Matthias Schmidt@eurofounder

My wife found a strange lump on her breast last week She panicked and uploaded a photo to ChatGPT "This shows early signs of breast cancer. Please see your doctor immediately" She came to me in tears "Honey, this is exactly why I don't let you use AI" I said "It lies and creates unrealistic expectations about healthcare" "But why would it lie?" she was crying "It's trained to push you toward expensive paid visits" That's their entire dirty American business model I told her she has nothing to worry about She calmed down and got on a free waiting list for an appointment in October The EU public health system works if you trust it

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Government (parody)@GovtofDelays·6d

@IfindRetards Probably us

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Retard Finder@IfindRetards·6d

Who are you guys thinking for Retard of the Week?

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@unusual_whales

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unusual_whales@unusual_whales·6d

Canada's economy lost net 83,900 jobs in February, driving Canada's unemployment rate up to 6.7%. Economists were expecting a 10k gain, per Bloomberg

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Government (parody)@GovtofDelays·6d

But we brought in billions of immigrants in the same time period.

Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸@Tablesalt13

BREAKING Canada has now created ZERO jobs in a year. Feb 2025 and Feb 2026 both showing 21 million jobs total. TOTAL Stagnation!

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@6ixbuzztv

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6ixBuzzTV@6ixbuzztv·6d

Canada’s economy lost the most jobs in more than 4 years in February, unemployment rate reaches 6.7% Youth unemployment rate jumps 1.3% from 12.8% to 14.1%, nearing the recent high of 14.6% reached in September 2025, which was the highest since 2010 excluding pandemic years.

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