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Loved the show tonight @maxwdavis - great work in progress. But think bigger. A series. Chronological, semi- autobiographical, voice of the nation. Interspersed with some stand up clips. Interviews from relevant peers as the audience moves through the timeline and locations.

There are a lot of people on Twitter trying to ruin your day. They're trying to make you as unhappy as they are. Don't let them. Here's a dog.

awesome performance tonight at @henleyfestival @JamesBlunt hints of Freddie Mercury, a nod to Elton with some awesome Pink Floyd guitars - and a shit tonne of good old @JamesBlunt

@NJBeardy83 “like an armadillo”. Genius

@jimjefferies mate! It’s been an age since you came to Bournemouth for a comedy gig and we ran around town. We launch an online comedy club this Friday. There is a hole in the bill next month that I’d love you to fill! armchairevents.co.uk

@annie_parker I’m a waver. It’s the law

@pubdaddy The reason for beer personified?

Apologies for my tweets - not sexy, moaning or provocative - but I bloody love @JamesBlunt 's new album that popped up on @AppleMusic whilst working from home #OnceUponAMind. Bloody marvellous Sir - keep going mate!

@WinnerJWinter @theandydurrant @Kmswinter @AndyBuckland3 @AWSPeacey @Robert_Clayton @johnnersgolf @BlakewayPaul Challenge accepted?

@annie_parker ❤️❤️❤️❤️ try Newsroom next, then Studio 60. Same teams. Same pace. Love them all

UK now on a steeper mortality rate that Italy Let that sink in

Listen seriously a lot of people think I’m a cunt and I am a good looking cunt but once this is put to bed we need to get oasis back for a 1 of gig rite for charity c’mon Noel we can then go back to our amazing solo careers c’mon you know LG x

@nickjfrost Absolutely love this. Did - by any chance - @simonpegg call you for recording after a few sherbets @nickjfrost? Immense work!

A lot of chat today about approach govt is taking over when to push button on more drastic actions to confront corona virus -Of course there is controversy, but this is a v punter friendly explanation of what their scientists are trying to do,worth a watch youtube.com/watch?v=nl6tTw…

January sunshine at the coast ❤️ Beautiful 📷 by @eyecapturethecastle #HolidayCottages #CoastalCottages #Accommodation #Mullion #VisitCornwall #Cornwall #LizardPeninsular

Even in the depths of winter Mullion is full of colour!⁠ Thanks for this beautiful 📷 @cornwall_carlsnt⁠ #HolidayCottages #CoastalCottages #Accommodation #Mullion #VisitCornwall #Cornwall #LizardPeninsular

@JKCorden #Nailedit

We had to be together to watch it go out tonight!Gavin and Stacey is a show about friendship and family. Tonight’s show has been a labour of love from start to finish and we hope you enjoy it.Wherever you are and whatever you’re doing.Happy Christmas from us both #GavinandStacey

@ruskin147 Snakebite and black later?

Pint in college bar - £2.90. I like it here!

And please (for the love of any of your train gods) don’t pass on my Twitter details to him...

I’d suggest keeping him on short train routes only though. Or remove all sharp objects when we board the train...

@GWRHelp whoever employed the maniacal genius on the 18.42 from Paddington to Reading as a conductor needs a pay rise. Can you drop off some more happy pills in Reading for said conductor as well please...