Lord GaryGNU

I wonder what tomorrow will bring?

@PrincessOfSummr Crash out!

Wow, I'm just absolutely crashing. It really was a long day!

@polesnail_ That does not look fun.

@DeTocqueville14 @RealUnsweetDee Same.

@RealUnsweetDee F

Which one makes you wish the lid had a legend? 🤮

Happy memorial day hello kitty 😺 #kitty #hellokitty #Happymemorialday

You can bitch and moan about high-skilled immigration all you want, but at the end of the day we have to give all the good jobs to foreigners. Otherwise we might someday get conquered by a foreign country, and then they’d give all the good jobs to foreigners.

@Jerseypiper77 x.com/i/status/19260…

Holy diver You've been down too long in the midnight sea Oh, what's becoming of me? Ride the tiger You can see his stripes but you know he's clean Oh, don't you see what I mean? RJD had the most metal singing voice ever. This album still slaps. 🤘🏾

@CallMeK1123 I tried before but the algorithm wouldn't let me.

gm, say it back

Welcome to Day 1 of Week 22.

@PatrickLucien49 Totally not gay the morning after.

It’s not gay as a dude to drink leftover sangria in the morning because it’s leftover, it’s only gay to drink it fresh (which I didn’t)

@chriswithans Coke zero tastes better.

Not only does Diet Coke tastes better but because it tastes different from regular Coke, it’s safer to order at restaurants. It’s easier to tell if you’re mistakenly given Coke instead of Coke Zero or Diet Coke. If you order Coke Zero, you have to do the sticky finger test to make sure you’re not getting regular Coke. Waitresses are also more likely to think you ordered regular Coke because “Coke Zero” sounds more similar to ordering “Coke” than “DIET Coke” or just “Diet.” Servers have short attention spans so they only hear the first word. That’s why you order “DIET.” “I’ll have a Diet.”

@Bennieeexyz Not Rick-rolled, but Joe-rolled.

A couple of years ago I was about to propose to my girlfriend. Ring in hand. Speech prepared. Everything ready. My roommate Joseph burst through the door out of nowhere, tripped over absolutely nothing, and fell face first through a glass table. Me: (ring still in hand) Me: (staring at Joseph on the floor) Me: (staring at the shattered table) Me: (staring at my girlfriend) Mood: gone. Joseph got a large piece of glass in his eye. Was walking around with a cotton pad over it for two months. I put the proposal on hold and helped him through the whole thing because that's what you do. Then one day Joseph was gone. My girlfriend was also gone. Together. Apparently they bonded during his recovery. Eloped without leaving a single note. I tried to find them. Never could. So if you've ever wondered why I'm not married right now. It's because if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from. Where did you go. Where did you come from cotton eye Joe.

Awesome album!

@flapprdotnet The process is the punishment.

Champagne socialist never thought this day would come. Chances are nothing will even come of this, but he's on the verge of tears at the first hint of consequences.

@CallMeK1123 Are you planning to drink that or use it to remove nail polish?

this cost me $3

@iowahawkblog If you don't know, none of us will know.

What fresh hell is this

@DillowTalk2 @ItsToad_ I hear you. It could have been a normal poll but you know, it's Toad.

@gnu_gary @ItsToad_ No, no, nooo. That would be too easy. There must be more to it.

Since the name is officially dead, we can now conclusively pick the World’s Greatest Gary

@troubadour210 There was one year where the winning driver was specifically sponsored by an OJ company, so when the time came to drink the milk, he was trying to resist it and not tick off the OJ people.

@gnu_gary Quirky tradition, I like it 🤣🥛

What’s with the winner of Indy 500 drinking milk? How did that tradition get started?

@DillowTalk2 @ItsToad_ Click the "Gary" button under the picture of your favorite Gary (aside from me, of course)

@ItsToad_ OK, that's pretty straightforward. But, the best Gary ✌️How✌️?