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Lord GaryGNU

@gnu_gary

Re-titled nobleman. More brighter & less flat. Still welcoming you on Mondays. Still issuing polls on Friday. Search your feelings. You know who I am.

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Lord GaryGNU
Lord GaryGNU@gnu_gary·
I wonder what tomorrow will bring?
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SweetDee
SweetDee@RealUnsweetDee·
Which one makes you wish the lid had a legend? 🤮
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Roman Helmet Guy
Roman Helmet Guy@romanhelmetguy·
You can bitch and moan about high-skilled immigration all you want, but at the end of the day we have to give all the good jobs to foreigners. Otherwise we might someday get conquered by a foreign country, and then they’d give all the good jobs to foreigners.
Mickey Kaus@kausmickey

"All told, a remarkable two-thirds of the Valley’s nearly 400,000 tech jobs are now held by those born abroad, according to a 2025 report from the think tank Joint Venture Silicon Valley." realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2026/…

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Lord GaryGNU
Lord GaryGNU@gnu_gary·
Welcome to Day 1 of Week 22.
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Patrick
Patrick@PatrickLucien49·
It’s not gay as a dude to drink leftover sangria in the morning because it’s leftover, it’s only gay to drink it fresh (which I didn’t)
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Chris
Chris@chriswithans·
Not only does Diet Coke tastes better but because it tastes different from regular Coke, it’s safer to order at restaurants. It’s easier to tell if you’re mistakenly given Coke instead of Coke Zero or Diet Coke. If you order Coke Zero, you have to do the sticky finger test to make sure you’re not getting regular Coke. Waitresses are also more likely to think you ordered regular Coke because “Coke Zero” sounds more similar to ordering “Coke” than “DIET Coke” or just “Diet.” Servers have short attention spans so they only hear the first word. That’s why you order “DIET.” “I’ll have a Diet.”
The Wall Street Journal@WSJ

As Coke Zero gets bigger, and threatens to dethrone Diet Coke as the most important diet soda property in the Coca-Cola extended universe, the feud between Diet Coke fans and Coke Zero drinkers is getting pretty fizzy. on.wsj.com/4wKhvI5

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Bennie🕊️
Bennie🕊️@Bennieeexyz·
A couple of years ago I was about to propose to my girlfriend. Ring in hand. Speech prepared. Everything ready. My roommate Joseph burst through the door out of nowhere, tripped over absolutely nothing, and fell face first through a glass table. Me: (ring still in hand) Me: (staring at Joseph on the floor) Me: (staring at the shattered table) Me: (staring at my girlfriend) Mood: gone. Joseph got a large piece of glass in his eye. Was walking around with a cotton pad over it for two months. I put the proposal on hold and helped him through the whole thing because that's what you do. Then one day Joseph was gone. My girlfriend was also gone. Together. Apparently they bonded during his recovery. Eloped without leaving a single note. I tried to find them. Never could. So if you've ever wondered why I'm not married right now. It's because if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from. Where did you go. Where did you come from cotton eye Joe.
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Lord GaryGNU
Lord GaryGNU@gnu_gary·
@CallMeK1123 Are you planning to drink that or use it to remove nail polish?
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David Burge
David Burge@iowahawkblog·
What fresh hell is this
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Toad
Toad@ItsToad_·
Since the name is officially dead, we can now conclusively pick the World’s Greatest Gary
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Lord GaryGNU
Lord GaryGNU@gnu_gary·
@troubadour210 There was one year where the winning driver was specifically sponsored by an OJ company, so when the time came to drink the milk, he was trying to resist it and not tick off the OJ people.
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Taco Breath
Taco Breath@troubadour210·
@gnu_gary Quirky tradition, I like it 🤣🥛
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Taco Breath
Taco Breath@troubadour210·
What’s with the winner of Indy 500 drinking milk? How did that tradition get started?
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TexasAF 🇺🇸
TexasAF 🇺🇸@DillowTalk2·
@ItsToad_ OK, that's pretty straightforward. But, the best Gary ✌️How✌️?
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