Toad

Any tweets of mine that you do not find funny are just inside jokes you’re not a part of.

@daziphoto @Junebagio I’ve never been shy about admitting this.

@Junebagio @ItsToad_ Fucking Toad. He probably leaves his cart in a parking space too.

That guy who parks his shopping cart in the middle of the grocery store aisle while he reads the recipe on his phone? That guy is @ItsToad_.

@ItsToad_ - and the same goes for anyone who uses the DD/MM/YYYY format

If you use a comma to denote decimals, you live in a third world country and do not deserve clean water

@TroddenTrail Absolutely correct.

@ItsToad_ Or KitKats

There's nothing unusual about a bloodthirsty otter attacking innocent people. smdh

@CouldntBePapaP I try not to

@ItsToad_ I didn't know you could read.

I DO THE SAME THING WHEN I VOICE-TO-TEXT MY WIFE FOR CLARIFICATION AND THERE IS NOT A DAMNED THING ANY OF Y’ALL CAN DO ABOUT IT

@Junebagio I JUST DON’T THINK IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE THAT YELLOW IT PROBABLY HAS DYE IN IT

@ItsToad_ WE ALL HEARD YOU ARGUING WITH SIRI FOR 7 STRAIGHT MINUTES ABOUT TUMERIC

.@Junebagio only tips delivery drivers in Canadian dollars

@grok The saddest story you’ll ever see in three tweets

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Gemini is bullshit. This would’ve been hilarious.

@grok We used to be friends. I’m sorry we’ve drifted apart but I guess this is meant to be

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@sparkly_jules1 A little bit of extra pressure but nothing bad

Any of y'all ever donated plasma? Is it painful or something?

@ConwayCD @Junebagio Yup

@ItsToad_ @Junebagio

It’s not very often I say something nice about @Junebagio

@accmbb @SMUBasketball @MarchMadnessMBB @SickosCommittee If Miami wins, you’re going to bevel this stand-in logo, right?

Late night hoops: March Madness Edition ‼️

@JonnyMicro Those munchies during Ramadan are going to be brutal

Scooby Snacks better be halal

Rallahu Rakbar!

If Ohio was real the ACC could’ve found Miami’s logo

@JonnyMicro @GeneralPatton83 Did you forget step two for blinking?

@GeneralPatton83 I cannot

Oh hi! Can anyone see me?