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@ItsToad_

These tweets are not to be used as evidence. Notably sinistrophobic.

Fucknutsville, Texas Katılım Aralık 2016
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Any tweets of mine that you do not find funny are just inside jokes you’re not a part of.
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@BrandonDonkey2 I dunno, those big ol’ socialist titties have the most time left to pay you back with stock tips
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@micah_gj Your dice love you more than mine ever did
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@Junebagio Wait, you guys were importing sloths?
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There is an art in announcing it too late for people to take the day off but early enough that they haven’t ducked out yet.
Gingerbread Florida Man@Junebagio

@ItsToad_ just scheduled a status update meeting for 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.

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@Kiti4u @Junebagio Sorry you’re not feeling good. We can recap before Monday’s 7:30 meeting.
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We are a month away from people putting pickle juice in their coffee, aren't we?
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@MiddleAgedBaby2 @30_Helens_Redux I did not, I was staring at a cartoon picture of a hippo in a pediatric dentist office However that video is fantastic and I’m better for having seen it
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Oh look, it’s a hiphopopotamus !
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One man’s AI slop is another man’s banger
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@ItsToad_ Thanks. But since I’m a complete dunce I’ll ignore it.
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