Toad

Any tweets of mine that you do not find funny are just inside jokes you’re not a part of.

@pennyelizabeths @Junebagio Penny, I assure you I am not the worst.

@Junebagio @ItsToad_ He's the worst!!

@ItsToad_ microwaves bacon.

@rtlcactus @JonnyMicro @Junebagio No, you’re required to follow until 2040. You’re permitted to mute but not block or unfollow.

Awful news, my mutuals will now see more of my content and question why they followed me in the first place

@civillibertari2 @JonnyMicro It was nice of the YMCA to host y’all for free

@ItsToad_ @JonnyMicro We’ve started separate support groups.

@JonnyMicro I see hate following became unbearable

@ItsToad_ We all have you muted

@russellybarra It’s gotta stop somewhere I think you’re doing the right thing

What would you do? Our restaurants offer veterans a 50% discount (up to $10) each time they visit one of our 22 locations. Recently, a veteran’s spouse contacted us after her husband passed away and asked if his discount could be extended to her. In fact, she insisted that it should, arguing that certain veterans’ survivor benefits transfer to a surviving spouse. We expressed our sincere appreciation for her husband’s service and for her family’s sacrifice, but we also explained that our discount is intended specifically for individuals who have served in the military. To ensure fairness and consistency, our team members verify eligibility by requesting a valid military ID whenever the discount is applied. This allows us to enforce the policy uniformly across all of our locations. We recognize that situations like this are sensitive, and we genuinely want to honor those who have served while maintaining a clear and consistent policy for all guests. What are your thoughts?

What else would I do with precooked bacon?

@auntieamy90 @DillowTalk2 I think my work speaks for itself.

@DillowTalk2 @ItsToad_ Have anything to say?

I think we all know who pooped in the lettuce fields!

THIS WILL TEACH Y’ALL TO EAT TACO BELL INSTEAD OF REAL FOOD

@indygerl @JonnyMicro @rtlcactus Cactus accused JM of getting me into centaur porn

@JonnyMicro @rtlcactus @ItsToad_ What does it say?! I’m unable to view it

This won’t be the worst thing you see today but that’s only because you’ll walk past a mirror.

@JonnyMicro @Pixieprogrammer 😘

@Pixieprogrammer @ItsToad_ No in the gay way

@lee_bail83 @Junebagio I can throw him further than I trust him

@ItsToad_ @Junebagio Can’t trust him

@38thparalell @Junebagio Oh boy, you’re gonna want to sit down for this.

@ItsToad_ @Junebagio What the hell did Saddam ever do to anybody.?

June and his cousin are very close

@TroddenTrail @Junebagio He had a point there though

@ItsToad_ @Junebagio And just laughed it off "They all look the same!!"

@TroddenTrail @Junebagio You can’t be too careful. We don’t need a repeat of the time he raided that compound and killed the wrong Bin Laden

@ItsToad_ @Junebagio Im glad he clarified..I thought he was talking about Maryann from Giligans Island *clutches pearls

@TheRogue_Elf You win this round

@ItsToad_ Jokes on you, I don't have a reflection!

@JonnyMicro Am I wrong?

@ItsToad_ Man fuck you

@ShoeInTheBox @Junebagio Appalling

@ItsToad_ @Junebagio Shocking

@Junebagio I’m pretty sure I’ve been on the list for a while now

@ItsToad_ You just made the list, Champ!