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@rose0h6g8 X?

@loop0420 Twitter you dumb bitch

Raps gay unless I'm listening to it cuz I only put on the real nıgger shit

@vxunderground Yeah thats insane

Read a tragic story today about a 17 year old girl in the United States who died from "excessive caffeine usage". I felt bad for the parents. If I lost my son I don't think I would be able to cope with the loss of my baby boy. The story went on to explain the young woman's parents are suing the energy group company (Alani) for not adequately explaining the dangers of caffeine. I was curious... How much caffeine was she consuming? According to her official death report she died from 200mg of caffeine 200 MG OF CAFFEINE?! Peace and love to the parents, but dawg 200mg of caffeine isn't fucking shit. That is amateur hour. That is well within the daily recommended limit of caffeine consumption. I DARE her parents to go to any IT place (cybersecurity, networking, programming, etc) and fucking look around the room for 2 seconds. They would be FLABBERGASTED. I myself personally consume 600mg - 800mg of caffeine a day. I know this lady who does malware stuff who unironically drinks coffee ALL DAY LONG. Every other word out here mouth is, "excuse me for a moment, I need to make another pot of coffee", and she's probably ingesting 1.6 GRAMS of caffeine. One of my colleagues is an ex-military guy WHO DRINKS WORKOUT SUPPLEMENT because his caffeine tolerance is so high. Don't even get me started on the nerds who take no-doz (caffeine pills). Then combine all of this caffeine with the nerds drinking alcohol, or smoking cigarettes, or weed, or vape, or Adderall. Her parents are trying to make a cash grab or something, I don't know bro.

@rose0h6g8 Dont you mean X?

@loop0420 that’s cause there’s white faggots all over Twitter lmao

Engine is running

@rose0h6g8 For someone who "hates white faggots" you seem to care a lot about them

@loop0420 yeah cause you a damn faggot begging for white obese dick

Is it just me that develops a very short form version of intense rage when reading something that looks like it makes sense but doesnt?

@greglesnewich ....don't ask questions you won't like the answer to 😭

He don’t want kisses anymore 😿😿

you’re a grown man saying pdf ile. fuckin bitch ass nigga say pedophile. this isn’t tik tok

@KING_KONG_TAY ???????

How many people actually read “read me” files

@cutecats_____ Minky

What name should we give this one-eyed cat?

@Emmie_exx Their

how come native english speakers really don’t know the differences between “there, they’re, their” are they stupid

@AndesOrigen180 Cheese and onion pastry

Si se llamará como lo último que comiste que nombre le pondrías?

@caIippos WHAT

i paid £2.50 for a double vodka diet coke

@PathOfMen_ he's not telling you to be an introvert or not socialize. Nice job telling everyone you're an idiot

How news about ai feels since 2024

Sleepy blep + air biscuits

@LizzieWaterwor1 Nooooo fuckinggg wayyyyyy

20 years I’ve been voicing this dude. 😎 #cartoons

"My gfs mad at me so let me make it worse" swear some of you do not deserve a woman in ur life