Marshall Rapp

@elonmusk @stevenmarkryan Lmk if you need help testing.

@stevenmarkryan Actually Smart Summon & Banish (autopark) with no one in the car coming soon

The last piece of the puzzle. $TSLA

@yunta_tsai I got it

When someone says your brain is filled with sand, it’s actually a compliment.

@elonmusk 😂 you cheeky bastard

Be a dictator!

@WilliamShatner I could see why you wouldn't want to be at a supercharger for 15+ minutes, your fans can get a little nutty.

Who said I was in the majority? 🤷🏼

@MotoNutJob 😂 I did the same thing.

Oh FFS

@DBurkland 😂 I've done this. I'm not breaking my zen.

FSD needs race mode! TIL when somebody wants to race but you're too lazy and just let FSD keep driving 😂 Multi-camera footage rendered by my new app, FusionCam. Now available on the App Store: - iOS & iPad: apps.apple.com/us/app/fusionc… - macOS: apps.apple.com/us/app/fusionc… If you are interested in seeing how Tesla FSD performs in the Twin Cities, please like & follow/subscribe. Tesla Referral Link: ts.la/daniel26500

@Tryangle @ChatCharge Are you bringing the 🗡️?

Goodnight 𝕏…. Tomorrow begins my @ChatCharge weekend at 5am! I’ll be posting, hosting and chatting my way through the day tomorrow as I make my way down! First one to spot me gets a gold star and a sticker!!!

@Tslachan @elonmusk I don't think they want you to buy, Elon needs subs to make the quota. I bet they get rid of the purchase option before V14 lite is released.

$TSLA If the V14 lite version is released, I'm willing to buy FSD right away. The HW3 owner has been waiting for a long time. Can it be released in the first half of this year? I'm curious about the approximate timeline. @elonmusk

@johnkrausphotos Dude you got this shot from the ground? That's insane!!!

Walked out to shoot the pass, saw the scene with the sun, and thought, how cool would it be if they flew right in front of it… a minute later, I saw the jets, focused, ramped down the settings to near-maxed out… which caused the EVF to go black. Tracked the jets blindly as best as I could, and sprayed right before I thought they would be near the sun. From first seeing the jets over the tree line to this photo was maybe 6-7 seconds - love when photos come together, especially on accident!

Totally unplanned shot, but sometimes those are even more rewarding!

@Tesla Even better, you got an Elon repost!

OMG you almost died 😂. Dude it was genius to do this video. I hope @Tesla reposts.

I went to the exact same location of the Cybertruck accident shown in the Fox News video. This is the US-69/59 Eastex Freeway northbound HOV lane at the Y-split near the Eastex Park & Ride exit (approaching from downtown Houston toward Humble). In the Fox News video, the vehicle failed to follow the right curve, going straight into the barrier. Well, I tested it twice today with Tesla FSD engaged the entire time with zero human intervention. And unless you think I am a hologram speaking to you from another dimension now, it worked out really well. Here is the video of me taking the exact same curve twice, with Tesla FSD v14.2.2.5.

@mikepat711 I'll sleep well for about a week...

Do you realize that when you press send on this you turn thousands of insane nerds into hyped up children who won’t be able to sleep tonight? I’ve gotta be up early too, you fucker.

@TimDOES I'm hoping it adds more grok integration, like talking to grok and choosing a parking spot with your voice, "park in that spot up on the right next to the blue BMW"

With FSD 14.3 around the corner, do you think it will add Parking Spot Selection?

@briandstone Hah that's insane. I pay $300 a month to insure my Cybie, and that even commercial vehicle insurance.

Why in the world is Consumer Reports quoting these insane, unrealistic insurance rates for Teslas? I’ve never heard of anyone paying $400/mo to insure a Model 3.

@ROBERTWARRENNB @cybertruck Does service still make you plug in the wires?

Fourteen months late, but I can't wait to peel this sticker off, plug it in, and fire it up!! @cybertruck

@bauminater Cyber truck sees mud and is like

Saw some mud. Cybertruck couldn’t resist!

@bprintco If you're stretching it, $900 could pay for a 1 days work for 2 guys and a couple chainsaws. There's no way $900 is going to clear some property. Tell her good luck.

I just mistakenly underquoted a job. Was in a rush getting to the next quote and fat fingered a 2 instead of a 3. Lady emails me back right away and says we're 3x higher than her other quote. I quoted $2700 and it should have been $3700. She says she got one for $900 You guys... this job could either be done one of two ways... Either you do it by hand and it's going to take a team of 5 guys over a week to do it. Or you have a specialized remote control forestry machine and you can do it in a couple days. We're the only company in the city that does residential that has one. $900 is less than the depreciation cost of this machine for this job even if someone else did have one. So one of these things is true... Either she's about to get scammed out of a deposit, someone is going to try and use a CTL and get themselves killed, or she found someone who has no idea wtf they got themselves into 😂 🤦‍♂️

@thecybersurg Can confirm. I just had a customer that fit into both categories 😂. One of the first things she said was "Obama was the best president we ever had." I knew she was nuts so I didn't start a debate, I just went along with it.

Anybody that wears a mask in public is either liberal or crazy

@TimDOES Yeah I swear they're pushing little updates without telling us. My truck occasionally does something randomly better that it has never done before.

Cybertruck FSD just fully pulled into my garage and parked 👀 🤯 It usually only pulls in halfway. Is something just around the corner?