Jason aka “The Bauminater” 📐🌘🚀🐶

I’ve owned a Tesla since 2021, from a Model Y to a Cybertruck. I’ve owned and driven tons of vehicles and nothing compares to a Tesla. From 5 star crash ratings to FSD, they are the safest cars on the road. I’m happy to answer any questions that you have. If you’re ready to make the change, feel free to use my referral code: ts.la/jason65792

Caught on camera…Mateo being bad!

@TeslaBoomerSon Very easy. 2screws. I mainly did it because I’m paying for personalized plates so might as well use them

@bauminater Respect for putting the license plate on the front of it if Texas asked you to do that, but was it hard?

A bird….crapped…on my…Cybertruck today….. I am not ok. Vengeance will be mine.. (Bird poop not pictured)

@vydjones Thank you

@bauminater Awww he is adorable!

ASMR Mateo grenade chasing action. You can hear the hummingbirds!

@Diana99 @Snowwhite6508 I know! But I was almost home when I realized it

@bauminater @Snowwhite6508 You should have driven more!

I arrived home today and pulled into garage .5 miles from 100 mile streak!

@TeslaToybox Exactly. I’ll find the bird

@realtalkstruth Well we had a tornado warning

Whats the weather forecast for you?

@TeslaTim2 @UnpluggedTesla @Tesla @SpaceX Absolute 🔥🔥🔥

Some more free wallpaper for yall. @UnpluggedTesla @Tesla @SpaceX

@ninjamattic Firedog! I like it

@bauminater I quit my job as the Firedog (retail computer repair) lead about three months before they went out of business. It was a great decision.

I’m going with Sears. They had everything!

@ninjamattic I know! Stupid work keeping me from my important duties!

@bauminater No he didn’t! Time to head west and start collecting those destination badges young man.

Got my last badge and now I have complete all the 2026 badges....with 4+ months to spare. Now what am I supposed to do?

@MCviewz I’m praying it’s raining tomorrow

@bauminater Time for a wash! 🧼

@drvrjay I did drive to the mailbox then FSD back. Another .1 mile 🤣

@bauminater I would have gone to the mail box a few times for some confetti. 🤣

@Smokehbear ❤️❤️🫡

@bauminater Community love is felt 🧡🧡🧡

Appreciate the shout out fam!🥹🫶

@NevrEnoughX @Diana99 Ummmm

@bauminater @Diana99 Which hair?

Weird fact. Currently I have a small bowl of Cheerios when I get home from work. Not on weekends, never for breakfast. Tell me a weird fact about you!

@realtalkstruth To the mooooon

Caption this

@that1evguyjay Our robots protect the world

Don't you worry, sir. FSD saw you.

@rhensing Vaporware 🤣

I can't believe Elon would build an entire production line to crank out Cybercabs in high volume when all they can do is drive around in circles on a track. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Let me test too! 🫶🏻

@Tesla_Borg Mine looks just like that except everything is factory 🤣

Wow 😮 🔥🔥🔥