⟣⌇𝚓𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚙𝚎𝚛 . ༄︎

⧼⟢ 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒 𝓌𝒶𝓀𝑒 , 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝓉𝒽𝓇𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 ― ― 𝚘𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 ⧼ 𝓈𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓉𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈 ⧽, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝓎𝑜𝓊 . ⟣⧽

⟡ juniper has always wanted a petmate , specifically a cat :]

;; lolll most of these will probably be angsty

@0NTHEHUNT_ who did you pull doing that.

@navyjuniper no it works trust me . I did it once

how do i get a 30 something year old blue collar man to want me

@0NTHEHUNT_ the goal is the opposite of that

@navyjuniper throw hot dogs at he

@LEMONLIMEcrew ;; the singer sounds almost like id imagine lime to sound .... also sorry i forget that im old and the music i know is obscure now </3

@navyjuniper BRAIN WORMS!! Admittedly I had to go look up the song but hell yeah //

;; last dance with mary jane is on at my work ... thinking bout juniper and lime

@LEMONLIMEcrew ;; bro is cooked

//CW FOR DRAWN BLOOD // . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 🍋 maybbi icolr lay hereba little longr Yeah.. whers lime ? #amongusart

@LEMONLIMEcrew ;; what da fuck ..

@navyjuniper Real…also Lime is about to be so pissed off…lemon totally isn’t being jumped rn //

why is everyone on this ship terrible at drunk typing

@LEMONLIMEcrew ;; they are meant for eachother ....

@navyjuniper OH HEY THATS PERFECT//

@LEMONLIMEcrew ;; wait i just realized theyre both half blind from impostor attacks OUGHF

@navyjuniper Lime is COOKED bro he’s gonna fumble so bad the second he shows up because he’ll only then realize it’s a date //

@BL1ND_JUSTIC3 @W1llgetyouimp you gonna die 🙏

@navyjuniper @W1llgetyouimp I’ve done it. I’m fine. neglecting the fact that I can’t seem to find my liver in any of the scans doctors do .

Urggh… god my head hurts. What .. Oh. Right. Mghrhrhr okay okay it’s fine. At least I got a little work done.

@BL1ND_JUSTIC3 @W1llgetyouimp !!!!! do not take tylenol after drinking !!!!

@W1llgetyouimp downing two tylenol usually helps me. did it spring out of nowhere, or?

@LEMONLIMEcrew ;; juniper finds it so funny and just pursues him harder

@LEMONLIMEcrew ;; juniper makes them steaks to have wjth their wine ..

@navyjuniper He would be too scared to go but lemon would nag him into going lol //

@LEMONLIMEcrew ;; juni invites him for a drink the next day ..

@navyjuniper SO confused and noticeably awaked around her //

@LEMONLIMEcrew ;; hows lime feel about it the next day ..

@navyjuniper Whoopsies… //

@LEMONLIMEcrew ;; very vaguely

@navyjuniper Oh yeah that’d just short circuit Lime … would Juniper remember any of this later?//

@LEMONLIMEcrew ;; juni happily accepts it then wraps her arms around his neck n kisses the corner of his mouth ..

@navyjuniper It was gonna be a forehead kiss .. 👀 //

@LEMONLIMEcrew ;; if lime kissed her on like the head or cheek shed just dive in for a kiss on the lips bcs she is sloshed

@navyjuniper we should…would Lime get a kiss back… 👀 cuz I lowkey wanna draw that…//

@LEMONLIMEcrew ;; duh he would