🔍 DETECTIVE 🔍

“ 𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕒𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕤 𝕞𝕪 𝕡𝕒𝕘𝕖. 𝕀 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕀’𝕞 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕘𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕚𝕥’𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕚𝕣 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕒 𝕓𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕞𝕖. ” IDENTIFICATION: ⤷

@gold__memory I’m sure it doesn’t matter to you. You cwn go now

@W1llgetyouimp Mm. ... Have you been drinking then ? You know that it's unhealthy to do this when you're ... um.

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@2ManyOlives Don’t think so no sorry

@W1llgetyouimp Oh!! Uh... yeah, sure, just only a little bit, though. Uhh... istheresodaaroundhere...

@MoltenCrewmate @LEMONLIMEcrew Hah look in your notificaruohs norifivatihs no wair notifivations close wnoyfh

@LEMONLIMEcrew @W1llgetyouimp I can kill you in a instant pal, don't try me..I think I think I can... unless wait wait YOUR TRYING TO GET ME TO SAY MORE SO THE DETECTIVE CAN CLARIFY IM A IMPOSTER

Urgh.. I need to step up my game. Where’s those drinks?

@gold__memory Uhuh that’s what they all say .

@W1llgetyouimp Wha — No ?! I'm just checking up on you, Detective ... You look ... sick ? Ill ???

@2ManyOlives Alcohol

@W1llgetyouimp Want some... what?

@2ManyOlives Posssitive. Want some? I jnow you’re probably stressed bevause of that ghost thing yoy went thritfh. Mt treat.

@W1llgetyouimp You sure on that???

@gold__memory I’m fine. What do you want ?? Here to kill me ?

@W1llgetyouimp Are you ... okay ??? You stayed up too long again ?

@2ManyOlives Amazinh

@W1llgetyouimp ...Are you good?

@gold__memory H uh? Oh you. Whar is it in busu

@W1llgetyouimp u - uh ? detective ..?

@MoltenCrewmate Thanks.

@W1llgetyouimp t the right of cafeteria

@coneheadpostor // AWWEEE SHUCKS OKAYYY

@W1llgetyouimp / wait give some hours to responf i needd to slepp 😭😭 tomorroe i respond ok

FUCK YOU TOO.

@coneheadpostor [ They spoke that last line with more emphasis, more.. hidden rage and disgust. They’ve done it once. Who’s to say they couldn’t do it again? If it meant avenging their kind? Wait. What are they saying? Why would they think that-? ]

@coneheadpostor I’d rather die than try to understand you. You’re nothing but a monster with no proper motive. Understanding you is a waste of time. I’ll never even try to hold a mindset like you or any of your little imposters. I’d kill your kind with my own hands if I could.

@coneheadpostor The words almost angered them. Innocent crewmates dying and for what? To prove yourself better? Disgusting. It was all DISGUSTING. They tried to hide the anger in their voice ] And.. and then what? What will you do when noone’s left and you’re on top of the world? What then?

@coneheadpostor Pride... [ Detective didn’t respond, not for a long while. They took the time to think carefully of the words being told to them as if searching for any other answer behind Black’s words—

@coneheadpostor [ The Detective hums, surprisingly not as surprised as they should be. Two other liars. They’re used to it. Yet the feeling still stings. ] Tch. Of course. And all this, for what? For the satisfaction of murdering another crewmate? What do you gain?

@W1llgetyouimp RIGHT. I WANT TO SEE SOME USEFUL IMPOSTORS LIKE ME. IT'S A WASTE OF OXYGEN BEING USELESS LIKE THESE TWO. IT'S CALLED NATURAL SELECTION. THE USELESS ONE ARE DYING AND SUFFERING FOR DOING NOTHING AND WAST THEIR POWER. THE ANGEL ONE IS ONE OF THEM. AT LEAST THE VIPER DOES SOMETHING.

@coneheadpostor Tch. That’s a LOT coming from the likes of you. Of course you’d want to get rid of them, they just pissed you off. After they die, you’ll come after me next, then Gray, then more crewmates.

@W1llgetyouimp WELL TECHNICALLY I TRIED TO "HELP" WITH THAT. MAYBE GETTING RID OF THEM SOUNDS LIKE THE MOST REASONABLE IDEA. AND IM THE ONE SAYING IT.