Corona Spice

Realizing that my dog will never eat a chicken wing gave me such a sad feeling that I wondered if there was a German word for it.

“Let’s make dog toys and baby toys sound the same” - The Devil

Coming Attractions: Jan 6th Insurrectionist Meet-Up

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"THE BRODY CUT" One of the best edits in film history. As good as the cuts in 2001 or Lawrence of Arabia? Abso-fucking-lutely. Setup ➡️ Payoff.

What a dumb question. #Mariners

“Whelp, it’s mid-September. Time to put a skeleton in my yard.“ - Far Too Many People

Hard Knocks - The NFL added padded helmets to help prevent CTE because they care Collinsworth on #SNF - A QB hurt his million dollar finger at practice a few years ago, so the NFL implemented padded helmets

How come Ghislaine Maxwell got less prison time than R Kelly?

Are we all supposed to just act like the President didn’t lunge at his secret service driver and try to strangle him?

Ketchup continues to haunt the President

We need to have another special committee to look into how much money was spent on resources to debunk all the conspiracies the president was throwing out for these two months.

This makes me miss The Soup.

how can all of history be available on our fucking phones and people just keep doing the same shit over and over

What did Star Wars do to Disney? Why does Disney hate it so much?

“More cops in schools!”

E.T. tone poem

Happy Pride!