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if you have ever donated money to Charlotte Neitzel, aka @Dumplings4All_ , @Char__Latte , @ladydumplings, or any of her other alts, know that she has defrauded you. She once claimed that my own mother died and triedto fundraise for my (still alive) mom's funeral expenses.

This is an absolute BANGER LOL The random "thirty five" in there 😭😭

When a narcissist starts behaving cheerfully and nice to you, that’s a HUGE red flag that they have done something abusive to you behind your back

My friend just told me when he was a kid he saw The Lost World first and only found out about Jurassic Park years later. Trying to imagine how this would have changed my life if it had been me

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a cat dad

@LukeKarcher @capybaroness it beats the Houston Texans. but not by much

@oldandbalanced @capybaroness Idk what you’re talking about the Lord Baltimores goes hard as hell

there is truly nothing like mlb history

A narcissistic abuse tactic I call “Leapfrogging” is a form of predatory behavior where a narcissist targets someone they envy—often someone who possesses traits, status, or social capital the narcissist lacks or is threatened or envious of. The malignant narcissist makes a conscious decision to destroy or discredit the target before initiating the friendship or connection. The entire relationship is a setup—an infiltration. They study their target, mimic their behavior, and mirror their values, all while planning their psychological ambush. Cont.

"Narcissist" is thrown around too loosely. If you actually encounter one, you will understand this.

circling back around to this,

Honey I Shrunk the Kids is the all time number one movie about the idea of kids being small

"The third world war will not be declared." Our new documentary, The Road to Tehran, gives an analysis of US strategy, the economic interests and constraints shaping the war and the inevitability of its spread. Watch now: youtu.be/QzpRvXCCGUU

A malfunctioning service robot dances uncontrollably at a Haidilao hotpot restaurant in San Jose, California, knocking over tableware as staff members attempt to restrain it, March 2026.

@emptythepoopoo hot tea and a couple benadryl

If you’re not drunk/high/something…and listening to reggae…how are you coping right now? I need your secret.

They got my man looking like Pete Crow-Armstrong

Ever since this 30 Rock joke 15 years ago I have been trying to come up with a celebrity-impersonator name as good as Edward James Almost. The closest I have come so far is Mary Elizabeth Instead

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